Naked Mass = Fat Ass

[LurkerNoMore]

Holy crap - 252 grams of carbs per servings.

Perma bulkers unite!

https://www.amazon.com/NAKED-MASS-Artificial-Ingredients-Calories/dp/B00UIAEOO0

[QuietYou]

Holy crap - 252 grams of carbs per servings.

Perma bulkers unite!

https://www.amazon.com/NAKED-MASS-Artificial-Ingredients-Calories/dp/B00UIAEOO0

Probably tastes real good if it is that shit for you. So theres that. I've always liked peanut butter chocolate flavors for drinks with thick shakes. But when it's a whey iso, it's hard to make anything taste good because there are virtually no carbs in them. At least allegedly on the labels.

[ESFitness]

Holy crap - 252 grams of carbs per servings.

Perma bulkers unite!

https://www.amazon.com/NAKED-MASS-Artificial-Ingredients-Calories/dp/B00UIAEOO0

That's 1k kcal in a serving. Considering its a "mass" drink, I doubt they recommend 5servings a day or something.

That's as many carbs (I think?) As 5 of the vanilla cream pies ill eat if I'm low on kcals on a training day. Except those have like 470kcal cuz they have a lotta fat and r damn tasty. Don't think I could eat 5 in a sitting though... Or even 5 a day.

[Twaddle]

I'd rather have a pulled pork sammich and some sweet potato fries.  Probably a lot cheaper as well.

[Powerlift66]

11 servings for $62.00. 

[ESFitness]

11 servings for $62.00. 

I can get 120+ vanilla creme pies for $62 or like 45boxes of hamburger helper

[balzac]

 

Vania
5.0 out of 5 starsBest clean protein out there
December 29, 2017
Flavor: Chocolate|Verified Purchase
This protein is super light and highly effective. My boyfriend has been able to get his mass back within weeks of using it. The flavor is not superb and that is because is super clean.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AH6YE6KBLJFSNKT4S5MKOUSE4G2A/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_gw_tr?ie=UTF8

lady buys tons of stuff, permabulker boyfriend has to pay foe everything i suppose...

[Skeletor]

"Total Carbohydrates 252gr:
Dietary Fiber 1gr
Sugars 5gr"

[ESFitness]

"Total Carbohydrates 252gr:
Dietary Fiber 1gr
Sugars 5gr"

Yea... So that's still keto, right?

@lso, sucks to be the guy who loses the scoop, & owns no tablespoons and has to measure 73fucking teaspoons per serving

[DroppingPlates]

11 servings for >$60, right..

[Go 4 It]

Its actually only 3 ingredients Whey, Cassein and maltodextrin. Probably one of the cleanest weight gainers I've ever seen.

[QuietYou]

11 servings for >$60, right..

if it were more like 25 that would be a great mass gainer at s good price. Probably the best out there with it’s ingredients. Unfortunately 2 scoops of whey and 5 honey buns is the same result but much cheaper.

[oldtimer1]

The most foolish thing I've done over my lifting years is to use weight gainers for over 10 years. I now realize it's better look to be small and ripped than a perma bulker. It's healthier too.

[Mr Anabolic]

Marketing gimmicks are fun.  

Just an FYI...

Tapioca maltodextrin is a low glycemic, long chain molecule.  The tapioca version is less gummy/sticky than standard maltodextrin.  It's a fairly cheap ingredient... cheaper than crystalline fructose.  That product is way overpriced for what it is.  Those bulk ingredients cost around 10% of the price they are selling it for.

[Irongrip400]

I remember back in the day this supplement called N2Large or something and with whole milk was close to 2,000 calories. It came in a big bucket, and wasn't awful.

[ESFitness]

Marketing gimmicks are fun.  

Just an FYI...

Tapioca maltodextrin is a low glycemic, long chain molecule.  The tapioca version is less gummy/sticky than standard maltodextrin.  It's a fairly cheap ingredient... cheaper than crystalline fructose.  That product is way overpriced for what it is.  Those bulk ingredients cost around 10% of the price they are selling it for.

Not even 10% whole thing including the jug, label, shipping and cost to fill them isn't $6.20

[Coach is Back!]

Spending half the day in the shitter is no way to go through life

[LurkerNoMore]

I remember back in the day this supplement called N2Large or something and with whole milk was close to 2,000 calories. It came in a big bucket, and wasn't awful.

There is one out there called Russian Bear (or something like that) with pretty much the same specs.  2,000 calories and they recommend whole milk.  It comes with a scoop that looks like a kids sand shovel for the beach.  Just like the old Mega Mass 2000 used to have.  It actually tasted like melted Dairy Queen ice cream.   I am surprised they didn't throw in a bottle of insulin with it. 

Side note - the old Mega Mass banana was an awesome flavor too.

[Powerlift66]

Russian Bear - 3 servings per container for $33.00.
Another winner. 

https://www.allstarhealth.com/f/vitol-russian_bear_5000.htm

Thank you Val Vasilef!

[LurkerNoMore]

Russian Bear - 3 servings per container for $33.00.
Another winner. 

https://www.allstarhealth.com/f/vitol-russian_bear_5000.htm

Thank you Val Vasilef!

391 grams of carbs per serving.  317 of those grams are sugar.

[Spike]

There is one out there called Russian Bear (or something like that) with pretty much the same specs.  2,000 calories and they recommend whole milk.  It comes with a scoop that looks like a kids sand shovel for the beach.  Just like the old Mega Mass 2000 used to have.  It actually tasted like melted Dairy Queen ice cream.   I am surprised they didn't throw in a bottle of insulin with it. 

Side note - the old Mega Mass banana was an awesome flavor too.

Gdamn! I used to mix that shit up with old school ass creatine phosphate powder - shit was good and actually gave me a lot of strength when I was 15

Easily hit my 225 mark with that and some ginseng starburst things I’d eat then too , remember I ate too many and had these wicked headaches - always figured it was from too much ginseng ??

[TheGrinch]

[milone79]

The fact that companies are even making such useless products proves that people have learned nothing about the scam industry and will waste their money on anything that is marketed!!! Humanity deserves to be nuked at this point!!!

[TRIX]

I can understand protein powders if you are sick of eating meat or want to iifym (get enough protein from powders and eat anything g else you want within the remaining calories), but weight gainer shakes...

[IRON CROSS]

I can get 120+ vanilla creme pies for $62 or like 45boxes of hamburger helper

I get coconuts, peanuts & mango's for free (help yourself system)