Bang out 8 strict with a buck 35 on standing military press, no jump from legs
5'8" buck 80 with a fat soft belly and each arm 2 inches smaller than mine so bout 14 inch arms on this toad
WTF?
It probably doesn't stop there either. That guy could probably out box you, isn't as ugly as you, has a bigger dick than you, a higher IQ than you, more friends than you, more money than you and doesn't run a weird online persona due to his obscure mental illness. And to top it off, that guy is probably just an average joe.