A true warier deserving of the purple heart/
Order of the Steel Shenis. Or if that is a man, the Purple Phallus. Both are given out by S.O.S., the Society Of Schmoes. This secret society of societal outcasts, in an unselfish act of nobles oblige bestows these honors upon those who, whether or not they intended to, inspire others with their Schmoetivational Speaking Skills aka the S³.
After seeing this noble philospher, I am inspired to start a "Grit" paper route.
Here we see a young Wayne Newton in this Grit Ad, long before ever appearing on "Bonanza" or becoming the demi-god known to millions as "Mr. Las Vegas" he started his road to entrepreneurial greatness as an independent Grit sales and delivery boy.
