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Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:35:51 AM »
Still miss the big guy around here. He would have made short work of all the cowardly gimmicks
that are ruining this board. Wish he could see President Trump melting liberals on a daily basis.

Hard to believe it's been seven years.

RIP
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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2018, 05:56:42 AM »
Some of the best stories on GB. Kept me coming here for a long time.

RIP Keith.


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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2018, 06:29:48 AM »
He and Vince G. has some epic back and forths...

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2018, 06:41:11 AM »
He did have some good stories.Did he really die from a spider bite or was that just bullshit?i was not on here slot during that time and don’t know exactly why happened?

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2018, 07:12:55 AM »
I think he died of "lard assiness" but he was great on line...

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2018, 09:43:54 AM »
RIP big guy.  :(

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2018, 12:01:14 PM »
I think he died of "lard assiness" but he was great on line...

Read some back posts . . . Loud mouth, waste of space.

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2018, 12:03:17 PM »
Still miss the big guy around here. He would have made short work of all the cowardly gimmicks
that are ruining this board. Wish he could see President Trump melting liberals on a daily basis.

Hard to believe it's been seven years.

RIP
PIP
The lack of responses proves how far this place has fallen.

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2018, 12:13:02 PM »
Keith had the best stories. Knew everybody, and met people openly. His Getbig grudges could be jaw-dropping, tho. Guy's mug is still on my fridge. Rest easy, big man.  :)


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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2018, 12:57:59 PM »
Was a nice guy with great stories and energy. RIP.

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2018, 01:01:25 PM »
The lack of responses proves how far this place has fallen.


No it doesnt... ;D
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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2018, 01:24:41 PM »
The lack of responses proves how far this place has fallen.

Ironic, elitist post from and obese alcoholic who doesn't even train and posts on a bodybuilding forum

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2018, 02:05:30 PM »
Can't we all just get along?  :-[

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2018, 05:12:34 PM »
As I mentioned many times years ago ..... I was a close frined of Keith's and gave a short eulogy at his funeral and had the opportunity to speak to most of his high school friends immediately afterwards.

I was also present the day Keith passed away and here is the short version of what went on that day .....

But first .... Here are the facts aboout how I believed he passed away.

The brown recluse spider-bite was the cause of most of the problems that Keith endured during the five years or so prior to his death.

That spider bite problem was examined by a few doctors but no one ever came up with a cure and over the next few years his lower leg gradually swoled up to something somewhat larger than a football which prevented him from doing his normal pre-bite activities.

So his bodywt increased immensely and I personaly believe that was the direct cause of his death.

I found his increased bodywt to be interesting due to the fact that he never ate as much as I did at one sitting and I'm 6' and 198 lbs.

And although he loved cookies and Key Lime pies .... he never consumed enough of those 'treats' to make his bodywt climb as high as it managed to do so.

I'm not medically qualified but I believe that the spider bite was the main cause of his increased bodywt.

Keith loved to hit the casinos and play Craps and the Dean Martin slot machine, so I asked him if he wanted to go with me for a few hours to the Orleans, but he declined ... whcih was strnge because he always said, "OK!  Let's go!"

I figured that something was wrong but didn't press the issue.

So aobut 1500 hrs that same afternoon, I called to see if he wanted me to bring him some food for dinner but there was no answer on the phone, so I simply cashed-in and headed to the house .... and found a number of strnge vehicles and a cop car blocking the drive-way.

And once inside the house I noticed a number of strangers and two police officers with all their eyle-balls pointed/gazing in my direction.

The first thing I wanted to say was, "I didn't dood it!"  ...... even though I had absolutely no idea what was 'dooded'.

More to follow





 

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2018, 05:15:37 PM »
all fat people r an abomination, and should be put to death

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2018, 05:17:25 PM »

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2018, 05:27:35 PM »
What about the mighty Moose Jay?

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2018, 05:40:28 PM »


Damn.. Amazing to think that he passed in 2011. How fast have those 7 years passed.

This kind of thing brings a tear to my eye. Cherish these moments gentlemen. Cherish the memories we share here just shooting the shit with each other. You just never know where life will ultimately lead you.

Be good to one another.

"1"

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2018, 05:41:05 PM »
As I mentioned many times years ago ..... I was a close frined of Keith's and gave a short eulogy at his funeral and had the opportunity to speak to most of his high school friends immediately afterwards.

I was also present the day Keith passed away and here is the short version of what went on that day .....

But first .... Here are the facts aboout how I believed he passed away.

The brown recluse spider-bite was the cause of most of the problems that Keith endured during the five years or so prior to his death.

That spider bite problem was examined by a few doctors but no one ever came up with a cure and over the next few years his lower leg gradually swoled up to something somewhat larger than a football which prevented him from doing his normal pre-bite activities.

So his bodywt increased immensely and I personaly believe that was the direct cause of his death.

I found his increased bodywt to be interesting due to the fact that he never ate as much as I did at one sitting and I'm 6' and 198 lbs.

And although he loved cookies and Key Lime pies .... he never consumed enough of those 'treats' to make his bodywt climb as high as it managed to do so.

I'm not medically qualified but I believe that the spider bite was the main cause of his increased bodywt.

Keith loved to hit the casinos and play Craps and the Dean Martin slot machine, so I asked him if he wanted to go with me for a few hours to the Orleans, but he declined ... whcih was strnge because he always said, "OK!  Let's go!"

I figured that something was wrong but didn't press the issue.

So aobut 1500 hrs that same afternoon, I called to see if he wanted me to bring him some food for dinner but there was no answer on the phone, so I simply cashed-in and headed to the house .... and found a number of strnge vehicles and a cop car blocking the drive-way.

And once inside the house I noticed a number of strangers and two police officers with all their eyle-balls pointed/gazing in my direction.

The first thing I wanted to say was, "I didn't dood it!"  ...... even though I had absolutely no idea what was 'dooded'.

More to follow





 

Thanks for the post. Many of us wondered what exactly happened in the end. Many here urged Keith to exercise but his health prevented that option. One of his calves was something like 31 inches.

If he didn't eat that much then fluid retention was occurring that contributed to his size and weight. He related how on two occasions when he tried exercise he ended up in the hospital. Keith was lucky

to have a good friend keep an eye on him in Vegas.

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2018, 05:51:38 PM »
His lymphatic system was total fucked.

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2018, 05:51:59 PM »
I didnt like the guy, sorry

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2018, 05:56:05 PM »
I didnt like the guy, sorry

boom... honesty points for little j.

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2018, 05:58:11 PM »
I didnt like the guy, sorry
You simply don`t like white people.
















































LOL  :D

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2018, 05:58:37 PM »
Damn, time flies.  RIP.

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Re: Keith Jones aka noworries/onlyme 1/10/11
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2018, 06:00:33 PM »
You simply don`t like white people.

















































LOL  :D

No I like everyone, I cant say the same for onlyme. The guy blamed all his problems on other people and a "spider"