Bigger than who? Post your pic tough guy and i'll follow!!! The board has my oath or delete my account!!!
Step up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I know how big you are, I simply follow this equation
For every word in rant deduct 5lb from 300lb, and add an inch to 5ft.
300lb-(5)word=weight, 5ft+(1)word=height
300lb-(5)20=200lb, 5ft=1(20)=6ft 8inches
By my calculations your what (in mathamatical terms) would be deemed a jolly green fairy.