I don't understand any of this land shark or bidness shit. Can someone just explain in English please? Fuck are you all talking about?
Land sharkA sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room.
The woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark.
He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentous impact.
Also known as "Bidness trip" in some regions.