Thats some funny shit. I do have very large bowel movements. Always have...since I was a kid. But never have been impacted or blocked up. Came close in 94....when I followed some stupid Flex Magazine advice about eating a pound of ground beef per meal with their new Mass Gainer Weider Powder to wash it down.
As for me being Italian.Nope...no Italian in me at all. And no...I have never had an Italian in me either.