The roided out, self conscious bodybuilding look doesn't cut it on Tinder. Women like a man that goes with the flow. Muscular, yes, but not muscle riddled with self doubt. Confident masculinity, like Groink.
I actually only bothered with Tinder while I was in rehab and for a short while after getting out. I believe I only actually met 1 girl. 42yr old Cuban chic, would've been a dime-piece for sure if it hadn't been for the boon-job (silicone at least), tummy tuck (couldnt see the scar till she showed me.. I was f'n amazed) too tall (5'4"), & short-ish hair (she had same name as me... With an "a".) Busty full C cup, with perfect hourglass with the top 2-3 ass I've ever had on a girl and quads/thighs good as my Ex's. Just got her first tattoo (on her thigh. I forget what it was but I know I thought it was fucking sexy) a week before started seeing her. Married for 20-something years and been single a yr, just started dating, etc.. (Could've been bullshit.. Didn't care.) Even had perfect Carmel skin. Was an aerospace engineer contractor, so she made good money. Nice home in the valley in L.A. (not a part I recognized, addys probably still in my cars GPS though) had an A6 Audi and some Audi convertable (forget which) and bought her daughter an A4 when she left for USC. Did everything I wanted in bed. Hell, even took me to the ER for my dislocated ankle (dislocated it the day earlier)
She was a good girl, just love to damn far away. (Would take me a min of 5hrs to drive home from LA plus another hour and a half to her place