ITS TIME TO PLAY YOUR OVER 45 IF

[Straw Man]

Ones expectations of perfect grammar or punctuation is a little much on a message board.Some of us have to post very fast so please forgive me if I don't achieve perfect grammar or punctuation.....

Also feel free to go fuck yourself

Go tell that to Grape Ape

He's the grammar and punctuation sheriff at least when it comes to my posts.

[dan18]

Go tell that to Grape Ape

He's the grammar and punctuation sheriff at least when it comes to my posts.

He needs to get the proverbial stick out of his ass........well he likes it im sure

[Grape Ape]

Ones expectations of perfect grammar or punctuation is a little much on a message board.Some of us have to post very fast so please forgive me if I don't achieve perfect grammar or punctuation.....

Also feel free to go fuck yourself

We are not asking for perfection, just basic 8th grade level stuff would suffice in this case.

[CalvinH]

wes
Wore woolymammoth skin
Played with pterodactyls
Watched the fire burn

[Grape Ape]

wes
Wore woolymammoth skin
Played with pterodactyls
Watched the fire burn

calvinh
Isolates rear delts
But when he writes a haiku
Syllables are wrong

[CalvinH]

calvinh
Isolates rear delts
But when he write a haiku
Syllables are wrong

Wasn't suppose to be a haiku

[Meta-physical]

Ones expectations of perfect grammar or punctuation is a little much on a message board.Some of us have to post very fast so please forgive me if I don't achieve perfect grammar or punctuation.....

Also feel free to go fuck yourself

One should at least know that one is a pronoun in this context. The possessive form of that pronoun is one's, so an apostrophe is required to indicate possession. Given that you're posting in a thread about being an old bastard, one could understand if you decided to follow the full stop after 'board' with two spaces as a nod to the halcyon days of Victorian typography, but omitting any space at all is simply unforgivable. If that wasn't deplorable enough, you then decided to invent your own five-dot ellipsis to create the effect of trailing off, and in so doing you have firmly cemented your reputation as one of Getbig's greatest retards.

I've emailed Ron about this, Dan. You should expect a temporary ban from the site and your access removed from the 'WYHI Tgirl Edition' thread that you're apparently so fond of. Consider yourself lucky; if I had my way you'd be flogged.

[Grape Ape]

Wasn't suppose to be a haiku

It's not cool to lie
Saying it's not a haiku
When we know it was

[YngiweRhoads]

You know you're old as shit if you've gagged on some chick's f'n pubic hair that got stuck in your throat. Kids these days won't know the horror.

[WalterWhite]

You know you're old as shit if you've gagged on some chick's f'n pubic hair that got stuck in your throat. Kids these days won't know the horror.

Well at least you knew if they were a real blond/red head and I'm happy to report they are really out there!

[YngiweRhoads]

Well at least you knew if they were a real blond/red head and I'm happy to report they are really out there!

Haha! Very true!

[14RS3]

You know you're old as shit if you've gagged on some chick's f'n pubic hair that got stuck in your throat. Kids these days won't know the horror.

How could I have forgotten about that! I am a couple months away from 48 and probably haven’t seen one unshaven since the mid 90’s! Except on the internet of course!
My high school girlfriend shaved it in the summer but let it mostly grow out in the winter, hair all in my teeth!
The ex wife and current wife shave. I was actually teasing the wife about that last night! I have only known her as a blonde, have no idea if she is blonde everywhere. I told her the way we are both turning gray since opening the business, if she grew it out I still wouldn’t know because it would probably grow in gray! Getting old is so much fun!

[dan18]

One should at least know that one is a pronoun in this context. The possessive form of that pronoun is one's, so an apostrophe is required to indicate possession. Given that you're posting in a thread about being an old bastard, one could understand if you decided to follow the full stop after 'board' with two spaces as a nod to the halcyon days of Victorian typography, but omitting any space at all is simply unforgivable. If that wasn't deplorable enough, you then decided to invent your own five-dot ellipsis to create the effect of trailing off, and in so doing you have firmly cemented your reputation as one of Getbig's greatest retards.

I've emailed Ron about this, Dan. You should expect a temporary ban from the site and your access removed from the 'WYHI Tgirl Edition' thread that you're apparently so fond of. Consider yourself lucky; if I had my way you'd be flogged.

Yes one must be very retarded to become a paralegal .......And please feel free to nag you're boyfriend I have a wife for that 

[Grape Ape]

Yes one must be very retarded to become a paralegal .......And please feel free to nag you're boyfriend I have a wife for that  

[dan18]

That was some funny shit I needed that ...........

[AbrahamG]

You jacked off to Thelma from Good Times. (Guilty)

[YngiweRhoads]

If you wore it
if you played with it
if you watched the original series on TV ....

For me it was colored tube socks and velor shirts
big wheel
F troop

Flared courduroy jeans with patched jean jacket.
SSP Racer
Happy Days and M.A.S.H. etc.

[Bindare_Dundat]

smash up derby.
end thread.

[dan18]

smash up derby.
end thread.

[MP]

YOU’RE not over 45 if you don’t know the difference between you’re and your.

Before there was beer pong. There was just pong.

[Powerlift66]

You wore it - Toughskins (Pants)
You played with it - 6 Million Dollar Man Figure
You watched the original series on TV - 6 Million Dollar Man

[dan18]

You wore it - Toughskins (Pants)
You played with it - 6 Million Dollar Man Figure
You watched the original series on TV - 6 Million Dollar Man

VELOUR SHIRTS If you owned them people new your family had money..

[YngiweRhoads]

smash up derby.
end thread.

I kept losing the pieces. 

[robcguns]

You jacked off to Thelma from Good Times. (Guilty)

Sick bastard

[Kwon]

dan needs more beer n less meats

and some Kale