I used to imagine she is either a loon or she has a stinky pussy.
Considering she’s actually now kept a guy for a considerable time, I don’t believe it’s the latter factor. The puss is OK.
Jennifer is batshit.
Fortress,
You bring up a point that is near and dear to my heart - cunnilingus; giving women oral sex.
I happen to love it.
Funny story - in July of 1989 when I was seven and moved to Thunder Bay from Newfoundland [due to the collapse of the cod fishing industry], my 11-year-old cousin told me that the previous summer, in August of 1988, for my uncle's 16th birthday, a bunch of his friends [as well as my cousin] watched the movie Porky's at my grandmother's house in the basement [unbeknownst to my Italian grandmother, who apparently found out later and was livid, LOL]. What had happened was that my other uncle was 26 - and in fact, coincidentally, shared a birthday with my other uncle who was exactly 10 years younger - and had rented Porky's [which was rated R], and gave it to my younger uncle to watch at his birthday party. In Canada, you need to be 18 to rent R rated movies, although now we use the rating "18A".
My cousin explained the shower scene to me in perfect detail - everything from the mounds of hairy pussy, to Tommy Turner [Wyatt Knight, RIP 2011] putting his penis into the peep hole, to Coach Beulah Balbricker [Nancy Parsons, RIP 2001] pulling it, LOL.
My 7-year-old brain was going NUTS! I wanted to watch the movie - or really, that scene - more than anything!
It was nearly six long years that I waited before I got to watch that movie - it finally came on The Movie Network [TMN] in Canada in 1995. I think it was their secondary channel "MoviePix" - which had movies from the 60s/70s/80s.
Needless to say, it was worth the wait! Although at that point, by January 1995, we got Showcase and Bravo in Canada, and movies like Lisztomania had plenty of vagina.
Ok long story, but here's the point - I was always a huge fan of cunnilingus, and basically felt this way since I was a child...but something was missing, and I wasn't sure what it was.
Later on I found out what it was - although I always thought that the ideal vagina should smell natural - basically fishy - far too often, I found that pussies either smelled overwhelmingly fishy, or like nothing - basically like skin.
In fact, one day, I was THRILLED when I was hanging out for at least six hours with a hot blonde I had a thing for, and got to go down on her - I knew she didn't have the time to scrub her vagina clean, and it smelled natural, and was not at all overwhelming. Another issue was that EVERY WOMAN SHAVES!! Or almost. It almost seems like a prepubescent thing, and I must say that I must prefer hair.
Anyway, ALL of this was to get to this point - someone here on our beloved Getbig pointed out that he loves to eat ass. But he said something that I found very interesting - he said he enjoys the *faint* scent of shit. It was like a light bulb turned on over my head.
Exactly!
It's not a fishy pussy that is ideal - to me it is the FAINT scent of fish which is optimal. A vagina that smells natural, but just a wee bit fishy - nothing overwhelming. That, in combination with a bit of hair is just perfect for me.
So it's funny you mentioned that about Jennifer Aniston, LOL. I can't say I had ever thought that may be a reason why a celebrity broke up - but hey, sexual compatibility is a big thing for everyone, right?
My point is, the FAINT scent of fish is nice - at least to me - but when it is overwhelming, it is a bit of a turnoff. Well, again - for me. To each their own of course!
Your post really makes me wonder which female celebrities have fishy ones vs. skin-smelling ones, LOL. Although at some point, they basically all smell fishy. Again, I have no issue with that, but it is the faint scent that I enjoy myself.
I would not dump a woman if hers was too fishy though - I would just go down on her after she showered, or at least, somewhat close to that time.
Anyway, great post, Fortress! As always! Love your work.
