OK Scott, I need to know - what's 'worse'? (Am I gonna regret asking?
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Being a "Prison Wolf" like our own ESFruitness.

Actually, having your fambly discover your profession is being a bumdumpster for old schmoes, is probably one of the worst things to have happen to what passes for a bodybuilder today. Unless of course you are the bon vivant raconteur lovingly known to all of us as "ESF".
Speaking of his ESF, that denizen of dorks, the master of bation, the king of the queens, the Schmoely of Schmolies, his Royal Schmoeliness seems to have stumbled upon a third grade dictionary. I am sooooo proud of our little manlet. He's now using "big words".
I suppose it could be worse than being ESF, but (in the spirit of this thread devoted to King Kamali) at the schmoement, I am unable to think of one.

Yup. He's a fucktard.