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Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« on: March 16, 2018, 11:32:28 PM »
As Directed as His Master: Sir George Carlin, The One who told It  how It was Back then and It applies NOW!...This Guy Was So Far Ahead of His Time!...


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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2018, 12:04:35 AM »
I am not religious.  Although because of that, I wonder if I will face eternal damnation when I die.

With that said, I have no problems with religion or religious people.  If it improves their quality of life, and they aren't hurting anyone - what's the problem?  As I understand it, people tend to recover/heal faster when sick - even those facing serious illness - when they know that others are praying for them.

On the flip side, when I was in my third year of university, one of my psychology professors said that atheists are under-represented on death row.  So I suppose viewed overall, there is both good and bad.

Every Western society has separation of church and state - and the strongly religious ones such as Poland.  So I have no problem with that.

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2018, 06:46:34 AM »
don't let Carlin mislead you, Jesus is Lord

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2018, 08:29:49 AM »
What's bullshit are atheist that think they are smart enough to figure out the universe when they can't figure out how to construct a can opener  while sitting in their Mom's house as an adult because they can't support themself. Good is real and evil is real. God is real. 

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2018, 08:39:43 AM »
As Directed as His Master: Sir George Carlin, The One who told It  how It was Back then and It applies NOW!...This Guy Was So Far Ahead of His Time!...



Carlin could be funny.  Mostly he was an asshole.  I am now an Atheist but Carlin?  He was an atheist, i.e., an assholist.  Mostly picked on Christians. I do not recall him ever making fun of islime.  He's dead now so he either knows nothing or he knows pain.  Fuck him.  Just because you choose to not believe does not make you any better nor allow you to declare open season on those with faith, real faith, in the Nazarene.

Carlin was just an atheist version of a televangelist.  Call him a smellivangelist because he was full of shit. Just like Jim and Tammy Baker to name just two.

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2018, 08:41:07 AM »
Beware, the Bible talks about the ''Lake of fire''

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2018, 09:02:50 AM »
Beware, the Bible talks about the ''Lake of fire''

If  you only behave due to fear of punishment, how does this make you better? If god is God, then he will know the heart and judge accordingly. 

This is like the joke about the man that dies and goes to Hell.  He is given a tour of the grounds so he can choose where he wants to  spend eternity.  He visits a bunch of rooms all featuring torture, fire, Oprah Winfrey re-runs and worse.   Finally he comes to a room that has bunch of guys standing in deep shit while drinking coffee.

He thinks it over and immediately looks as his demon escort and says loudly, "This is it!  How bad can it be to drink coffee and talk shop?  I choose this room!"  His demonic escorts says, "Ok then" and has him sign the form. 

Suddenly a whistle blows and a huge slobbering demon waddles in and announces, "Alright boys, coffee break's over!  Back on your heads!"

In other words, no one knows exactly what awaits us.   Try living the faith of the Christ instead of typing it like rote.  And if  you choose to go there, I will be no less harsh on you than I am with any atheists here or in the real world.

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2018, 09:07:20 AM »
I believe In something not sure what it is.Religeon is definitely horseshit and it’s pretty obvious with all the conmen out there making millions at their churches and these gullible suckers give all their money to these guys driving Ferrari’s,Bentley’s living in mansions.Damn people are stupid.

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2018, 09:08:44 AM »
If  you only behave due to fear of punishment, how does this make you better? If god is God, then he will know the heart and judge accordingly. 

This is like the joke about the man that dies and goes to Hell.  He is given a tour of the grounds so he can choose where he wants to  spend eternity.  He visits a bunch of rooms all featuring torture, fire, Oprah Winfrey re-runs and worse.   Finally he comes to a room that has bunch of guys standing in deep shit while drinking coffee.

He thinks it over and immediately looks as his demon escort and says loudly, "This is it!  How bad can it be to drink coffee and talk shop?  I choose this room!"  His demonic escorts says, "Ok then" and has him sign the form. 

Suddenly a whistle blows and a huge slobbering demon waddles in and announces, "Alright boys, coffee break's over!  Back on your heads!"

In other words, no one knows exactly what awaits us.   Try living the faith of the Christ instead of typing it like rote.  And if  you choose to go there, I will be no less harsh on you than I am with any atheists here or in the real world.
do yourself a favor...read, and STUDY your Bible.

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2018, 09:09:44 AM »
I believe In something not sure what it is.Religeon is definitely horseshit and it’s pretty obvious with all the conmen out there making millions at their churches and these gullible suckers give all their money to these guys driving Ferrari’s,Bentley’s living in mansions.Damn people are stupid.
Beware, the Bible talks about a ''Lake of fire''

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2018, 09:11:56 AM »
I believe In something not sure what it is.Religeon is definitely horseshit and it’s pretty obvious with all the conmen out there making millions at their churches and these gullible suckers give all their money to these guys driving Ferrari’s,Bentley’s living in mansions.Damn people are stupid.

By the term "religion" men have perpetrated the worst atrocities against mankind all the while claiming it to be "God's will".  Reality it is that what they do is due entirely to their desires.  There is much in Christendom that is not of the Christ.  

Islime however, is all about murdering, raping, torturing and whatever  goes because hoMohammed sanctioned it.  A Christian may well die for their faith but muslimes will kill for theirs.  It is not so hard to see the difference.  Libtards readily condemn (as would any sane person) the Inquisition but they refuse to admonish or decry islime for what it is.   A crime against civilization.

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2018, 09:17:59 AM »
do yourself a favor...read, and STUDY your Bible.

Silly child.  You remind me of the Pharisees who bitched about the Nazarene being just the "son of a carpenter" and thereby having no knowledge of the Torah.  Where are they now?   Such "wise and learned men".  I told you I would deal with you if you did this.

You are typing your "faith" instead of living it.  Anyone can type.  Even a chimp.  Don't believe me?  That's how the Queeron was put together.  Run along now and take my advice instead of taking a chance that you will not be further exposed.  Apparently you prefer to be taught a lesson rather than to learn something.

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2018, 09:22:21 AM »
Silly child.  You remind me of the Pharisees who bitched about the Nazarene being just the "son of a carpenter" and thereby having no knowledge of the Torah.  Where are they now?   Such "wise and learned men".  I told you I would deal with you if you did this.

You are typing your "faith" instead of living it.  Anyone can type.  Even a chimp.  Don't believe me?  That's how the Queeron was put together.  Run along now and take my advice instead of taking a chance that you will not be further exposed.  Apparently you prefer to be taught a lesson rather than to learn something.
I don't live my faith? think again. you know how you can tell if someone has real faith? if they can perform miracles. I wipe my feet now. Read your Bible while you can.

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2018, 09:26:54 AM »
I've actually been having indepth conversations with MOS via PM and have started to change my thinking.

I am beginning to think that there is a God, just not sure what kind of God. Ill keep searching.
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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2018, 10:11:30 AM »

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2018, 11:00:47 AM »
It's unbelievable that people revolve their whole lives round something they have absolutely no proof of!

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2018, 11:54:16 AM »
I don't live my faith? think again. you know how you can tell if someone has real faith? if they can perform miracles. I wipe my feet now. Read your Bible while you can.

Go fuck yourself.  You read like a Jim & Tammy christian.  Note the lower case. Yup.  Fake. The world is full of your kind because you're full of yourself.  There's no room for a Holy Spirit in something so packed with BS.  I spit on what you call your "faith".  There are few followers here, with Butterbean and MoS coming readily to mind.  You? 

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« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2018, 11:57:10 AM »
I've actually been having indepth conversations with MOS via PM and have started to change my thinking.

I am beginning to think that there is a God, just not sure what kind of God. Ill keep searching.

You deserve to have a Hell created just for your sorry fucktard liberal ass.  MoS won't tell you that.  Go fuck yourself all the way to your personal Hades, chimp. Here's to you going down the same path as Coleman.  Fucking liberal.

You predictable cuntlette.

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2018, 12:05:37 PM »
Beware, the Bible talks about a ''Lake of fire''

can you elaborate on the lake of fire? Is it hell? is it separate from hell?

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2018, 12:06:49 PM »
You deserve to have a Hell created just for your sorry fucktard liberal ass.  MoS won't tell you that.  Go fuck yourself all the way to your personal Hades, chimp. Here's to you going down the same path as Coleman.  Fucking liberal.

You predictable cuntlette.

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2018, 12:12:03 PM »
Meltdown.


You have a wonderful economy with "words" you pathetic imitation of life.  I hope you contract Coleman's Syndrome and fall apart, you worthless sack of shit.  You're barely sentient enough to have involuntary breathing.  You deserve Coleman's fate.   I wrote MoS telling him as much.  Christians need to find their testicular fortitude and tell your kind off.  They may not bitch slap you here, but I have no such problem.  You have long played moral limbo and have dug this hole yourself, cuntlette.

I lost my faith but never my sense of smell and you stink like shit.  Keep moving or the flies will cover you in minutes if not seconds.

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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2018, 12:13:45 PM »
can you elaborate on the lake of fire? Is it hell? is it separate from hell?

No one knows, least of all someone that fails to live what the Christ taught.  That would be the person you posed the question to.  They can quote the rote but that's it.

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« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2018, 12:14:57 PM »


You have a wonderful economy with "words" you pathetic imitation of life.  I hope you contract Coleman's Syndrome and fall apart, you worthless sack of shit.  You're barely sentient enough to have involuntary breathing.  You deserve Coleman's fate.   I wrote MoS telling him as much.  Christians need to find their testicular fortitude and tell your kind off.  They may not bitch slap you here, but I have no such problem.  You have long played moral limbo and have dug this hole yourself, cuntlette.

I lost my faith but never my sense of smell and you stink like shit.  Keep moving or the flies will cover you in minutes if not seconds.


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Re: Religion Is Such Bullshit!!
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2018, 12:15:36 PM »
No one knows, least of all someone that fails to live what the Christ taught.  That would be the person you posed the question to.  They can quote the rote but that's it.

You may be right.. I was just curious on their perspective of the Lake of Fire. I've heard many versions, mostly from people who really haven't studied it. As much as that person talks about Jesus I figured they might know

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« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2018, 12:18:30 PM »
I've actually been having indepth conversations with MOS via PM and have started to change my thinking.

I am beginning to think that there is a God, just not sure what kind of God. Ill keep searching.

Good luck. I mean that. Everyone should decide for themselves based on the info. For me, I'm 100% certain the bible god is man made. There may be a higher entity out there, I doubt it thinks of itself as god though