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An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« on: March 20, 2018, 02:41:31 AM »
At my gym they provide gym outfits (shirts and shorts) for members to use if they wish, which is convenient as you can turn up and just train.

Anyhow, I had a $100 note that I put into the pocket of my shorts, and then threw those shorts into the "used clothing" basket in the locker room after my workout and went and had a shower.

Half hour after I left the gym, I realized I had no cash on me, and that I must have left the money in the shorts. So back I went to the gym. By now the shorts had been transferred to a huge pile of "used shorts', probably 300 pairs or more. So here I was, locked in a dark storeroom, having to take out each pair of shorts, some very wet and sweaty, some turned inside out with the inbuilt crotch piece showing etc, and having to stick my hands deep into each pair of shorts, digging around for my lost money among various male bodily fluids and sweat. And in that moment of disgust, I could only but laugh and imagine that there are some guys out there who would probably be willing to pay big money for what I was currently experiencing...

I never did find the money. I did go and wash my hands multiple times. Lesson learned..


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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2018, 03:32:22 AM »
Film your experiment. Sell the video to real schmoes. $100 easily made. Problem solved.  ;D

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2018, 04:41:27 AM »
I took that bill gib! :D
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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2018, 05:20:23 AM »
Your gym has over 300 people who rent clothes daily?
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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2018, 05:46:44 AM »
There was never a 100.

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2018, 05:56:25 AM »
There was never a 100.
And he went through the shorts while the members were still wearing them '' trying to make a hundred''
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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2018, 06:20:07 AM »
Who the hell wears clothes that strangers wore?

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2018, 06:25:49 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2018, 06:34:08 AM »
Who the hell wears clothes that strangers wore?
no where I know of in the U.S.A .. Must be somewhere where men take hot tub baths together :-X
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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2018, 06:54:55 AM »
He's a bitcoin millionaire and did that for 100 bucks. I'm poor as fuck and wouldn't go through dirty gym shorts for 100.

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2018, 07:39:15 AM »
He's a bitcoin millionaire and did that for 100 bucks. I'm poor as fuck and wouldn't go through dirty gym shorts for 100.

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2018, 01:44:32 PM »
GIB,  you're a millionaire and you spent that time for 100 bucks?  ??? ??? ???
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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2018, 01:51:22 PM »
next comes accidently sucking cock hey it happens to us all  :P

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2018, 02:01:06 PM »
At my gym they provide gym outfits (shirts and shorts) for members to use if they wish, which is convenient as you can turn up and just train.

Anyhow, I had a $100 note that I put into the pocket of my shorts, and then threw those shorts into the "used clothing" basket in the locker room after my workout and went and had a shower.

Half hour after I left the gym, I realized I had no cash on me, and that I must have left the money in the shorts. So back I went to the gym. By now the shorts had been transferred to a huge pile of "used shorts', probably 300 pairs or more. So here I was, locked in a dark storeroom, having to take out each pair of shorts, some very wet and sweaty, some turned inside out with the inbuilt crotch piece showing etc, and having to stick my hands deep into each pair of shorts, digging around for my lost money among various male bodily fluids and sweat. And in that moment of disgust, I could only but laugh and imagine that there are some guys out there who would probably be willing to pay big money for what I was currently experiencing...

I never did find the money. I did go and wash my hands multiple times. Lesson learned..


  Assuming you were wearing something to the gym, why did you transfer the money to those workout shorts?

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2018, 02:06:49 PM »
Doesn't matter because you've claimed that paper money has no value so according to your own logic you didn't lose anything.  Now if it was a bitcoin.....

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2018, 02:08:14 PM »
GIB,  you're a millionaire and you spent that time for 100 bucks?  ??? ??? ???

That's what I said!

Maybe bitcoins dropped more than we're aware of.  :-\

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2018, 02:12:46 PM »
Goodrum, would you did through dirty gym shorts for $100?

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2018, 02:15:21 PM »
Did you roll naked while masturbating intensely in the pile of soiled gym shorts?

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2018, 03:27:47 PM »
And he went through the shorts while the members were still wearing them '' trying to make a hundred''

 ;D  ;D

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2018, 03:35:54 PM »
next comes accidently sucking cock hey it happens to us all  :P

I thought it was just an enlarged clitoris, I swear!

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2018, 01:23:19 AM »
Film your experiment. Sell the video to real schmoes. $100 easily made. Problem solved.  ;D

Could probably sell each of those soiled shorts for $100 each - make a fortune :)

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2018, 01:24:22 AM »
Your gym has over 300 people who rent clothes daily?

Not rent - its provided as a free service to members. I estimate they go through 100 pairs of shorts per hour...

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2018, 01:25:29 AM »
Who the hell wears clothes that strangers wore?

I know - it took me some getting used to, but at the gym towels, shorts and shorts are provided for free. So its a bit like saying "who uses towels others have used". Just a step further...

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2018, 01:26:42 AM »
He's a bitcoin millionaire and did that for 100 bucks. I'm poor as fuck and wouldn't go through dirty gym shorts for 100.

Lol - I would go through for even just $20 - for me is the principle - I hate losing money unnecessarily! (You will find many wealthy people who "nickel and dim" just out of principle.

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Re: An accidental gay/schmoe experience today
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2018, 01:28:09 AM »
  Assuming you were wearing something to the gym, why did you transfer the money to those workout shorts?

Good question - I was planning to use it to buy a drink part way through workout from the refreshments counter, but in the end I didn't.