Author Topic: Dow Crash Coming To Your 401k (Read 226042 times)

Moontrane · « **Reply #875 on:** February 27, 2020, 09:39:24 PM »

Quote from: Montague on February 27, 2020, 06:56:12 PM

LMAO...
More than once, I've come across a Moontrane post and mistook it for mine - usually when it appears quoted within another reply. The screen names are roughly the same length, begin and end with the same letters, and share four other letters in the same order in the middle.

One time, I really scratched my head for a few seconds asking myself when in the fuck I posted "that" before properly noticing the name.

Don't tase me, bro!

Montague · « **Reply #876 on:** February 28, 2020, 01:44:52 AM »

Quote from: Moontrane on February 27, 2020, 09:39:24 PM

Don't tase me, bro!

I meant that in the context "of not remembering posting anything SO GOOD!"

Neurotoxin · « **Reply #877 on:** February 28, 2020, 01:57:32 PM »

Dow down -357 points, -4,000 points this week.

Anticipate emergency Fed action in attempt to save collapsing Market.

Relief/short cover rally soon.

-NT

Moontrane · « **Reply #878 on:** February 28, 2020, 02:03:48 PM »

Quote from: Montague on February 28, 2020, 01:44:52 AM

I meant that in the context "of not remembering posting anything SO GOOD!"

Great minds...

Straw Man · « **Reply #879 on:** February 28, 2020, 03:48:39 PM »

Don't worry guys, the sell off has mostly to do with investors being worried about what the Democratic candidates are saying

I know, you're probably thinking that's nuts because they've all said the same shit they've always said and why would that suddently cause the markets to sell off (especially markets outside the US)

Never fear, a "stable genius" with "a very good brain who has said a lot of things" recently said this

Quote

"I think it took a hit for maybe two reasons. I think they look at the people -- you watched (the debate) last night and they say, 'If there's even a possibility that that could happen' -- I think it really takes a hit because of that. And it certainly took a hit because of this," Trump told reporters at the White House, referring to the coronavirus.
He later reiterated that investors hearing Democratic candidates "had a huge effect" on the markets. "I think you can add quite a bit of sell-off to what they're saying," Trump said. "I really believe that's a factor."

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #880 on:** February 28, 2020, 05:58:57 PM »

Quote from: Straw Man on February 28, 2020, 03:48:39 PM

Don't worry guys, the sell off has mostly to do with investors being worried about what the Democratic candidates are saying

I know, you're probably thinking that's nuts because they've all said the same shit they've always said and why would that suddently cause the markets to sell off (especially markets outside the US)

Never fear, a "stable genius" with "a very good brain who has said a lot of things" recently said this

Add in the fake hype the media and Marxist left politicians propaganda are spewing is what driving the markets down. But, they know leftists are stupid and will believe anything told to them

Neurotoxin · « **Reply #881 on:** February 29, 2020, 05:32:20 AM »

Once #Coronavirus spreads into NYC it will ultimately end up on The Floor @ NYSE

Floor Traders are extremely nervous

Contingency plans underway to keep NYSE running (electronically only)

-NT

loco · « **Reply #882 on:** February 29, 2020, 05:53:08 AM »

Quote from: jude2 on February 26, 2020, 04:45:15 PM

That is usually the best thing to do 90% of the time.

"Don’t obsess with trying to pick the perfect time to invest in the stock market. Just get your money invested. Be sure you have a plan and follow it for the ultimate chance of success."

"You are not smarter than the market. No one is. Take what it gives you and spend your time enjoying your family, friends and hobbies. Sure you can have a play account to trade stocks, but make sure it is a small portion of your portfolio and it is money you can afford to lose."

https://esimoney.com/10-things-i-learned-while-working-for-the-rich/

chaos · « **Reply #883 on:** February 29, 2020, 07:55:26 AM »

Invest in gold, silver, lead and clean water.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #884 on:** February 29, 2020, 08:07:37 AM »

Quote from: chaos on February 29, 2020, 07:55:26 AM

Invest in gold, silver, lead and clean water.

Lead and brass, baby.

IroNat · « **Reply #885 on:** February 29, 2020, 08:24:21 AM »

For those of you for whom this is your first market crash, just relax and hang on.

If anything, buy more equities at lower prices.

Keep a adequate liquid reserve for emergencies. Always.

Montague · « **Reply #886 on:** March 02, 2020, 02:06:08 AM »

loco · « **Reply #887 on:** March 02, 2020, 05:44:03 AM »

Quote from: Montague on March 02, 2020, 02:06:08 AM

Eggxactly: Buy stocks and hold them for 5 minutes or until Neuro-mons gives you a reason to sell, then sell them at a fraction of the price you paid, and use the money to buy gold...or so says Neuro-mons.

Neurotoxin · « **Reply #888 on:** March 02, 2020, 01:24:38 PM »

Quote from: Neurotoxin on February 28, 2020, 01:57:32 PM

Dow down -357 points, -4,000 points this week.

Anticipate emergency Fed action in attempt to save collapsing Market.

Relief/short cover rally soon.

-NT

^^^^^^

What a coincidence.

Dow UP +1,293 points - Check

Fed Reserve, World Bank & IMF speak to calm Markets- Check

-NT

Dos Equis · « **Reply #889 on:** March 02, 2020, 03:44:26 PM »

Pretty fast crash.

Montague · « **Reply #890 on:** March 02, 2020, 03:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Dos Equis on March 02, 2020, 03:44:26 PM

Pretty fast crash.

Neuro-mons predicted that the market would go down AND up.

He was right both times!

No one else could ever have seen that coming.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #891 on:** March 02, 2020, 04:54:00 PM »

I’m going to throw another $20k in this week to help offset the 16% I’m down

Dos Equis · « **Reply #892 on:** March 02, 2020, 06:43:11 PM »

Quote from: Montague on March 02, 2020, 03:59:17 PM

Neuro-mons predicted that the market would go down AND up.

He was right both times!

No one else could ever have seen that coming.

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #893 on:** March 02, 2020, 09:33:06 PM »

made a killing on some stocks Friday and today... but damn.... I hope this is the bottom

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #894 on:** March 02, 2020, 10:40:11 PM »

Quote from: Neurotoxin on March 02, 2020, 01:24:38 PM

^^^^^^

What a coincidence.

Dow UP +1,293 points - Check

Fed Reserve, World Bank & IMF speak to calm Markets- Check

-NT

You really don’t handle people’s money for a living do you? Good God

mazrim · « **Reply #895 on:** March 03, 2020, 05:52:04 AM »

Bought my first individual Stock during the drop. Everything else has been index funds.

loco · « **Reply #896 on:** March 03, 2020, 06:29:01 AM »

Quote from: Agnostic007 on March 02, 2020, 09:33:06 PM

made a killing on some stocks Friday and today... but damn.... I hope this is the bottom

If you made a killing, then why do you hope this is the bottom? Just curious.

Congratulations on not selling your stocks to buy gold, as per Neuro-mons advice.

funk51 · « **Reply #897 on:** March 03, 2020, 08:51:05 AM »

funk51 · « **Reply #898 on:** March 03, 2020, 08:51:56 AM »

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #899 on:** March 03, 2020, 09:11:01 AM »

Quote from: funk51 on March 03, 2020, 08:51:56 AM

Its a proven fake made up hoax.