Just viewed a new cologne commercial that features the cuckboy Jake snuggling all phaggoty with a chocolate wife and their mutant son.
I’m seeing this more and more, everywhere.
It’s so obvious.
The Joos.
Hitler was correct.
Yea he gives two shits about what you think banging chicks
Jake Gyllenhaal has been in relationships with Ruth Wilson (2015), Alyssa Miller (2013 - 2014), Anna Kendrick (2011), Taylor Swift (2010 - 2011), Reese Witherspoon (2007 - 2009), Natalie Portman (2006), Kirsten Dunst (2002 - 2004) and Jenny Lewis (2001).
Born: Dec 19, 1980 (age 37) · Los Angeles, CA
Height: 6' 0" (1.83 m)
Net worth: $65 million USD (2017)
Partner: Reese Witherspoon (2007 - 2009)
Education: Columbia University · Harvard-Westlake School