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Just viewed a new cologne commercial that features the cuckboy Jake snuggling all phaggoty with a chocolate wife and their mutant son.

I’m seeing this more and more, everywhere.

It’s so obvious.

The Joos.

Hitler was correct.

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90% of commercials these days is mixed race families, or bro's hanging out on couch (one of each - white, asian, black, spanish).
Libtards working extra hard these days shoving it down peoples throats... Fucking bizarre...

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90% of commercials these days is mixed race families, or bro's hanging out on couch (one of each - white, asian, black, spanish).
Libtards working extra hard these days shoving it down peoples throats... Fucking bizarre...

It’s been getting bad. Really bad. It’s so obvious and pathetic



^could quite possibly be the ugliest little human I’ve ever seen in a commercial

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Just viewed a new cologne commercial that features the cuckboy Jake snuggling all phaggoty with a chocolate wife and their mutant son.

I’m seeing this more and more, everywhere.

It’s so obvious.

The Joos.

Hitler was correct.

Alpha males don’t let shit like that bother them.

Don’t worry about things that you can’t control.

Just make money, get strong, and gain muscle.

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Just viewed a new cologne commercial that features the cuckboy Jake snuggling all phaggoty with a chocolate wife and their mutant son.

I’m seeing this more and more, everywhere.

It’s so obvious.

The Joos.

Hitler was correct.
Yea he gives two shits about what you think banging chicks
Jake Gyllenhaal has been in relationships with Ruth Wilson (2015), Alyssa Miller (2013 - 2014), Anna Kendrick (2011), Taylor Swift (2010 - 2011), Reese Witherspoon (2007 - 2009), Natalie Portman (2006), Kirsten Dunst (2002 - 2004) and Jenny Lewis (2001).

Born: Dec 19, 1980 (age 37) · Los Angeles, CA
Height: 6' 0" (1.83 m)
Net worth: $65 million USD (2017)
Partner: Reese Witherspoon (2007 - 2009)
Education: Columbia University · Harvard-Westlake School

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Alpha males don’t let shit like that bother them.

Don’t worry about things that you can’t control.

Just make money, get strong, and gain muscle.
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cuck tards don’t let shit like that bother them.

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Yea he gives two shits about what you think banging chicks
Jake Gyllenhaal has been in relationships with Ruth Wilson (2015), Alyssa Miller (2013 - 2014), Anna Kendrick (2011), Taylor Swift (2010 - 2011), Reese Witherspoon (2007 - 2009), Natalie Portman (2006), Kirsten Dunst (2002 - 2004) and Jenny Lewis (2001).

Born: Dec 19, 1980 (age 37) · Los Angeles, CA
Height: 6' 0" (1.83 m)
Net worth: $65 million USD (2017)
Partner: Reese Witherspoon (2007 - 2009)
Education: Columbia University · Harvard-Westlake School



This dude has been doing movies since he was in high school. He went to Columbia while auditioning and filming?

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This dude has been doing movies since he was in high school. He went to Columbia while auditioning and filming?
true alpha seems like a cool dude just have a few beers with word has it hes very down to earth hes not one of those guys who needs the spotlight
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It’s been getting bad. Really bad. It’s so obvious and pathetic



^could quite possibly be the ugliest little human I’ve ever seen in a commercial

WOW!!!! I thought the same thing time after time.  I told my wife that the other day!

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WOW!!!! I thought the same thing time after time.  I told my wife that the other day!

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Just a regular day for the libtards.

You know who control the media.
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Fortress

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Alpha males don’t let shit like that bother them.

Don’t worry about things that you can’t control.

Just make money, get strong, and gain muscle.

Alphas care about the preservation of their race and its various cultures.


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Yea he gives two shits about what you think banging chicks
Jake Gyllenhaal has been in relationships with Ruth Wilson (2015), Alyssa Miller (2013 - 2014), Anna Kendrick (2011), Taylor Swift (2010 - 2011), Reese Witherspoon (2007 - 2009), Natalie Portman (2006), Kirsten Dunst (2002 - 2004) and Jenny Lewis (2001).

Born: Dec 19, 1980 (age 37) · Los Angeles, CA
Height: 6' 0" (1.83 m)
Net worth: $65 million USD (2017)
Partner: Reese Witherspoon (2007 - 2009)
Education: Columbia University · Harvard-Westlake School



Sounds like you want him to bang you, stud.

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Alpha males don’t let shit like that bother them.

Don’t worry about things that you can’t control.

Just make money, get strong, and gain muscle.

Sounds like you want him to bang you, stud.
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Dave D

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Sounds like you want him to bang you, stud.

Like you want to bang that stud?

Kwon

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Like you want to bang that stud?

Hi, stud.
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true alpha seems like a cool dude just have a few beers with word has it hes very down to earth hes not one of those guys who needs the spotlight

Didn't he bang a dude in a movie?

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Just viewed a new cologne commercial that features the cuckboy Jake snuggling all phaggoty with a chocolate wife and their mutant son.

I’m seeing this more and more, everywhere.

It’s so obvious.

The Joos.

Hitler was correct.
He went the distance with Bear Grylls. Could you?
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1979860/plotsummary?ref_=m_tt_ov_pl

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WOW!!!! I thought the same thing time after time.  I told my wife that the other day!

I can’t stand that ugly little fucker.everytime that commercial comes on I say that’s the ugliest kid I’ve ever seen.

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He went the distance with Bear Grylls. Could you?
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1979860/plotsummary?ref_=m_tt_ov_pl

I bet he went the distance with “Bear”. Probably up on Brokeback Mountain.

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I bet he went the distance with “Bear”. Probably up on Brokeback Mountain.
You shouldn't express your desires like that. If you are frustrated about your attractions of the flesh, I am sure that there are few men here that you can have private conversations with.

Fortress

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You shouldn't express your desires like that. If you are frustrated about your attractions of the flesh, I am sure that there are few men here that you can have private conversations with.

Literally this is one of the worst ever comebacks on Getbig.