My favourite with women is meeting one for the first time on a date, in which they wax poetic about how incredibly busy their lives are and how they are such an independant women. Then they vanish to the bathroom for 5 minutes when the bill comes.
Or how they will have profiles online and talk about how they want a guy with a certain type of job, income, car and no kids, yet they have a shitty job, regular income, no car, and 3 kids by 5 different fathers(because they don't know if kid number 3 was fathered by which dude that was in the gangbang)
Or how girls that are either outright ugly, fat or have butterfaces(with a nice ass) have become stuck up