Zero2Hero - did you watch the 1983 porno movie "Private Teacher", starring Kay Parker, Honey Wilder [Aunt Diane], and Tom Byron [Jimmy]?
It was one of those early 1980s porno movies that had a plot. And, unfortunately, an incest sub-theme.

Towards the end of the movie, Aunt Diane's friend Marsha saw that Jimmy was sleeping with an erection sticking out of his pants!
She tried to get it back in his pants but commented that it was "too stiff", and had to "slicken it up a little" so that it would "slide right in."
Which it did.
It was just a funny scene, that's all. I don't get why it had to have an incest sub-theme in it though. What percentage of the population actually wants to watch that?
Anyway, erectile function is a proxy of cardiovascular health - so I pay close attention to it. I am happy to report that my dick is, indeed, also too stiff, like that of Tom Byron, in 1983.
I also had a fertility test done last year when I was 35 - my sperm count was 1.1 billion. Needless to say, I was quite happy with those results, given my age.
