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Yamcha

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Say it ain't so Lando!
« on: May 18, 2018, 04:24:59 AM »
Billy Dee is spinning in his grave (even tho he's not dead... right?)
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SuperTed

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2018, 04:35:59 AM »
Can't be. I always thought he was skoliosexual.
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Pray_4_War

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2018, 04:48:55 AM »
I'm done with Star Wars.  I'm in the process of selling everything I own with a Star Wars logo on it.

This idiotic pansexual story wasn't the catalyst but it's a prime example of why I'm moving on.

Fuck Star Wars for life.
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Powerlift66

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2018, 05:35:06 AM »
I saw the 1stone as a kid in the cinema back in , what 76/77? I was 10 or 11, so of course I liked it then.
Never saw another one again, or cared... I did like Mel Brooks "Space Balls" though... Pizza the Hut kicks major ass...

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SuperTed

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2018, 05:44:36 AM »
We now need to know Jar Jar Binks' sexuality and gender identity was.
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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2018, 05:55:58 AM »
George Lucas wanted to make  Indiana Jones a heterosexual pedophile.

Just imagine his real Star Wars universe...
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Kwon

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2018, 06:37:08 AM »
Quote from: Yamcha on May 18, 2018, 04:24:59 AM
Billy Dee is spinning in his grave (even tho he's not dead... right?)

Everything is the liberal society of today is pandering to the LBQT-freaks.
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Mitch

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2018, 06:52:54 AM »
what's the difference between pansexual and bisexual? is there more than 2 sexes?  ???

fuck that noise.
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Powerlift66

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2018, 07:00:24 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on May 18, 2018, 06:37:08 AM
Everything is the liberal society of today is pandering to the LBQT-freaks.

Fukked up world ayy Kwon?? Disturbing actually... I was born in mid 1960's, this shit today is pussy extreme...
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SquatsRule

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2018, 07:45:48 AM »
I enjoyed Rogue one but haven't liked any of the other new films. It was disappointing to wait for thirty years or so for Luke Skywalker to be in another movie, only to have him die from an intense meditation session after milking a space cow.
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Kwon

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2018, 08:27:46 AM »
Quote from: Powerlift66 on May 18, 2018, 07:00:24 AM
Fukked up world ayy Kwon?? Disturbing actually... I was born in mid 1960's, this shit today is pussy extreme...

Why they have to ruin smooth Lando like that?

The only thing he was interested in in "Empire" was Princess Leia, none of that Pansexual-crap.

They have to cram this LBQT shit in every media these days.

Ruining all the characters of old in the remakes.
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Kwon

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2018, 08:29:06 AM »
Quote from: Mitch on May 18, 2018, 06:52:54 AM
what's the difference between pansexual and bisexual? is there more than 2 sexes?  ???

fuck that noise.

Pansexual = He fucks any sex and any alien race, Wookies, Ewoks, Robots, you name it.
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Darren Avey

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2018, 08:30:20 AM »
This LGBTQWYTYGHSSIDDJ&&^^S77++))<
BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2018, 09:42:48 AM »
What possible relevance could his sexual orientation have to the Star Wars series?
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Kwon

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2018, 11:23:34 AM »
SJW-Droid fighting for Droid-rights.

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Taffin

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2018, 11:53:34 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on May 18, 2018, 08:29:06 AM
Pansexual = He fucks any sex and any alien race, Wookies, Ewoks, Robots, you name it.

Well some femaliens are more attractive than others...  :P

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Wiggs

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2018, 11:55:06 AM »
Lando aint no phaggot! >:(
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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2018, 11:56:08 AM »
WTF is a pansexual.    ???
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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2018, 12:00:37 PM »
Quote from: Disgusted on May 18, 2018, 11:56:08 AM
WTF is a pansexual.    ???

pan·sex·u·al
panˈsekSH(əw)əl/Submit
adjective
1.
not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
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Wiggs

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2018, 12:01:52 PM »
This bullshit didn't exist when Lando was created. He can go to hell. There are now two Landos, Straight Lando and Phaggot Lando.   This is Phaggot Lando.
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Kwon

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2018, 12:08:18 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on May 18, 2018, 12:01:52 PM
This bullshit didn't exist when Lando was created. He can go to hell. There are now two Landos, Straight Lando and Phaggot Lando.   This is Phaggot Lando.

Indeed!

That abomination is NOT the Billy Dee Williams Lando!
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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2018, 12:29:07 PM »
It's only gay if you want it to be gay, right?  ;D
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Kwon

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2018, 01:26:05 PM »
Quote from: BayGBM on May 18, 2018, 12:29:07 PM
It's only gay if you want it to be gay, right?  ;D

Never thought of C3PO as gay (i know the actor was gay), the droid just felt campy and funny.

Now the LBQT-army and their agenda is all over the movies.

They just had to make someone really gay in Star Wars didnt they.

Whats next, Yoda was actually a Tranny?
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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2018, 01:38:53 PM »
They are trying to destroy everything to make these new origin movies. Landau was obviously a ladies man...part of the character.

C3P0 was poofty, that's a given isn't it? They didn't have to explain it, it didn't require ruining the movie to make the point then either.
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Desolate

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Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2018, 11:25:48 PM »
One day the pendulum is going to swing back, and a lot of these deviant freaks are going to be massacred - literally.

I hope I am still alive to see it.
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