Booty,
He obtained a local community college diploma and then proceeded to get a job where he stared at oiled muscular men for years, writing stupid captions. Then Kennedy got wise and fired him.
Two diplomas from separate colleges (journalism: print & broadcast and multimedia, respectively) and Kennedy came to know what really happened and hired me back.
At an elevated position and a greater salary.
And we were once again good friends.
Then he died.
And I moved on, seeing the writing on the wall.
Now I’m a professional in an entirely different industry having left journalism with hundreds of internationally-published pieces to my credit.
Know of what you speak before using misinformation to make a belittling point that only greater shows your idiocy.
HTH