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Please sit while you Pee - at the mall?
« on: May 23, 2018, 03:40:11 PM »
Haha.  This world needs to draw the line.  I was in the mall and they only had multi gender bathrooms now. That weird fucking sign with the stick man, stick woman and the stick person with 1/2 skirt on.  Inside they had a sign saying please be respectful and sit when you pee.  Haha.  What the fuck is wrong with this world today?  Why aren't men just stopping this fucking nonsense?

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2018, 04:19:24 PM »
You know, I’m an obsessively clean person, but if confronted with this, I’d piss 100 percent all over the seat.

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2018, 06:10:39 PM »
You know, I’m a obsessively clean person, but if confronted with this, I’d piss 100 percent all over the seat.
Lol my thoughts exactly. This is going to backfire I bet they take that note down because guys are going to go out of their way peeing all over the floor and seats.

I predict females will lead the charge to ban gender neutral bathrooms. Why would they want to share a bathroom with guys that piss on the floor and seats?? These progressive morons don't know how the world works and are not realistic and practical at all. Even if I am careful to aim for the bowl I miss occasionally. Have fun with all the piss ladies!

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2018, 06:11:52 PM »
You know, I’m a obsessively clean person, but if confronted with this, I’d piss 100 percent all over the seat.

Hahahahaha

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2018, 06:13:21 PM »
You know it really is getting way out of hand yet people seem to think it’s great.Are they really all that fucking stupid?I have to try not to pay attention to these things as they drive me fucking insane.

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2018, 06:23:35 PM »
You know it really is getting way out of hand yet people seem to think it’s great.Are they really all that fucking stupid?I have to try not to pay attention to these things as they drive me fucking insane.
I don't think females think it is great. Would be interested to hear what they think - perhaps after they have come in contact with a few sticky bathrooms.

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2018, 06:27:28 PM »
Seating to pee in unmanly, and your ass has to unnecessarily touch a public or work toilet seat.  ;D
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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2018, 08:00:38 PM »
There ought to be a law!



Swedish Left Party Chapter Wants To Make Urinating While Standing Illegal For Men

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2018, 08:25:24 PM »
There ought to be a law!



Swedish Left Party Chapter Wants To Make Urinating While Standing Illegal For Men

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html
except if you are a minority male or Muslim, correct?

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2018, 09:43:22 PM »
except if you are a minority male or Muslim, correct?


Guessing they also want you to wipe ass with left hand.

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2018, 10:29:07 PM »
You know, I’m a obsessively clean person, but if confronted with this, I’d piss 100 percent all over the seat.
Yes. I would give it a good wash with urine.

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2018, 11:21:27 PM »
Girls bathrooms are always worse than guys. As soon as Starbucks went unisex on the bathrooms there is always piss on the seat from girls who won't sit down all the way and spray everywhere.

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2018, 03:37:02 AM »

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2018, 08:22:30 AM »
This has to be in a left state like California.

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2018, 08:38:51 AM »
Seating to pee in unmanly, and your ass has to unnecessarily touch a public or work toilet seat.  ;D

Totally! I man stands up. Also sprey the seat if an asshole is comming after you!
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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2018, 11:58:54 AM »
Totally! I man stands up. Also sprey the seat if an asshole is comming after you!
I go to the men’s bathroom, none of that unisex shit. A man’s bathroom has urinals. And if you have to piss in the toliet, guy taking a shit or girl peeing should be using a paper ass protector anyway. Never go raw ass in public.
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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2018, 02:08:14 PM »
Girls bathrooms are always worse than guys. As soon as Starbucks went unisex on the bathrooms there is always piss on the seat from girls who won't sit down all the way and spray everywhere.

This.

I worked in a theatre/conference venue for 10 years and would regularly have to do work in the ladies bathrooms. They were always in a worse state and smelled far worse han the gents.

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2018, 03:18:56 PM »
except if you are a minority male or Muslim, correct?

“minority’s come from countries that are uncivilized and they don’t know right from wrong... so we will allow them to get away with certain things... because they are uncivilized and they simply don’t know any better”


That’s the basic concept over there.

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2018, 03:39:18 PM »

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2018, 05:40:52 PM »
 ;D  ;D

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2018, 06:07:59 PM »
I think that if a man does sit down to pee, like a phaggot.... he should feel too ashamed to tell anyone about it.

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Re: Please sit while you pee
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2018, 06:18:46 AM »
saw this on a bus the other day... i defied the order and survived....... does anyone else fear that somehow when you're in one of these bathrooms that the bus is going to hit a bump and your keys or wallet are going to jump out of your pocket and fall into the toilet..... or is it just me.. ::)
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