OR he could have been a fat pile of drug addicted shit like yourself.
There are positives to everything, like example....
See when god was passing out souls to go to earth to live as humans he asked me
God- "You have 2 choices today. You can be born a white male who will grow up to live both good years of life's succcesses combined with many more years of being an extreme fat pile of drug addicted shit"
Me:" And my second choice"
God: You will grow up as an African American male being raised by parents in and upper middle class neighborhood. They will name you Abrham G. Your wit and charm will win you good jobs, a mental file full of witty pnwings on a place I will call GetBig and all the fat, ugly, obnoxious, white woman pussy you can handle as a proud, handsome black man living in America"
Me: wow, pretty obvious, I will take the first choice. Phew dodged a bullet there God, thanks
Summary: I may be a fat piled of drug addicted shit, but the thing was, you were always second place