in dallas's mirror he looks like this. dallas was his mother's fav. tv show hey she might have watched leave it to beaver...
Hahaha! Classic!
Indeed, his "look ma, no hands!" jokes at Ironage were lamer than Van Damme "dancing" in Kickboxer. The chap had some kind of serious mental disease -- but then, a lot of them did. Anyone remember that older fat Hawaiian guy who constantly bragged about his bench press and chest size? (Heavens, no, NOT Keith. The cat I'm thinking about was strong for a typical gym rat -- I think he said he could do singles with 330ish -- but he was the one who insisted his 52" chest was lean, in spite of the rolls of fat drooping under each pec.)
I liked Ironage, but the delusions and denial were greater than a Marine DI confronted with the reality of fathering gay triplets he caught doing foul things to each other whilst wearing gimp outfits.
I put too much thought into that description. No homo, no homo!
