the young girls at my gym crack me up

[judochoke]

I go to a gym in garden grove ca, close to little Saigon. all of the young girls all look and act the exact same. all wearing Victoria secrets spandex, all wearing high waist ed leggings that say pink on them. after every set they tug up on the tights, even thou they don't ever move downward.
then after each set, they check there phone, then look around to see who's watching them in the mirror. after every 4the set, they remove the hair band around there ponytail, rearrange there hair, put the hair in another pony tail, look to see who was watching them.

then they put on there pink top, wear it for two sets, take it off, see whose watching, and put it back on like a stripper does trying to act all sexy.  they all do the same act, it very funny to me.

no I'm not being a pervert. but I rest for 60 seconds between sets, so I have to look at something.

not trying to be a dick, they pays theres monies to the gym, they can do whatever they want.      just cracks me up

[Marty Champions]

op prefers cock

[balzac]

great times 

[DroppingPlates]

op prefers cock

Yep, an old gay geezer

[Ted SuperSet]

Yep, an old gay geezer

you are also old. 40+ like me

[Dan-O]

Srsly tho, 99% of the girls in the gym aren't checking out the guys.  They're watching the other girls.  It's all a competition to them.  They are comparing themselves to the other girls.

[Ted SuperSet]

Srsly tho, 99% of the girls in the gym aren't checking out the guys.  They're watching the other girls.  It's all a competition to them.  They are comparing themselves to the other girls.

true

[DroppingPlates]

you are also old. 40+ like me

That may be true, but not a 50+ gay geezer

[keanu]

God bless their young asses in yoga pants

[dan18]

God bless their young asses in yoga pants

This hes pissed because he cant pull the trigger

[cephissus]

Srsly tho, 99% of the girls in the gym aren't checking out the guys.  They're watching the other girls.  It's all a competition to them.  They are comparing themselves to the other girls.

weird, just like 99% of the guys

[Go 4 It]

It's a glorious time to be in the gym these days, yoga pants everywhere, and you're in Cali theres gotta be tons of top notch chicas there, use it as motivation to get shredded bro!

[IRON CROSS]

Get Bigger who invented Lycra should be knighted 

[judochoke]

hey dont get me wrong, im not complaining. its kind of hot to see camel toes everywhere. and im invisible to all the hotties, because im so freaking old. they know im not going to talk to them, so they are not afraid to be working out
next to a big old bald headed 270 hunk of man. but their antics are funny.

[Primemuscle]

Srsly tho, 99% of the girls in the gym aren't checking out the guys.  They're watching the other girls.  It's all a competition to them.  They are comparing themselves to the other girls.

Supposedly this is true for most women. They are more concerned about the competition than they are with the opposite sex.

[Marty Champions]

hey dont get me wrong, im not complaining. its kind of hot to see camel toes everywhere. and im invisible to all the hotties, because im so freaking old. they know im not going to talk to them, so they are not afraid to be working out
next to a big old bald headed 270 hunk of man. but their antics are funny.

smile more act like your having a blast there even if u arent, make eye contact n smile inquire about an exercise that shes doing. let her self qualify to you let her rant, say wow thats awesome n give her a high five.... dont self qualify to her telling her what you do ect thats wat all guys do.. elevate her emotions in a positive way always.. dont be judgemental women hate that... u keep this dialouge with every woman there eventualy they get so comfortable with u that u will sense it, youll get there number then



ps stop looking pissed off stop lifting 2 heavy like your king shit, women will think your boasting

[dan18]

smile more act like your having a blast there even if u arent, make eye contact n smile inquire about an exercise that shes doing. let her self qualify to you let her rant, say wow thats awesome n give her a high five.... dont self qualify to her telling her what you do ect thats wat all guys do.. elevate her emotions in a positive way always.. dont be judgemental women hate that... u keep this dialouge with every woman there eventualy they get so comfortable with u that u will sense it, youll get there number then



ps stop looking pissed off stop lifting 2 heavy like your king shit, women will think your boasting

Or just don't wear underwear with your shorts and let your 9incher slip out

[Dieter]

I go to a gym in garden grove ca, close to little Saigon. all of the young girls all look and act the exact same. all wearing Victoria secrets spandex, all wearing high waist ed leggings that say pink on them. after every set they tug up on the tights, even thou they don't ever move downward.
then after each set, they check there phone, then look around to see who's watching them in the mirror. after every 4the set, they remove the hair band around there ponytail, rearrange there hair, put the hair in another pony tail, look to see who was watching them.

then they put on there pink top, wear it for two sets, take it off, see whose watching, and put it back on like a stripper does trying to act all sexy.  they all do the same act, it very funny to me.

no I'm not being a pervert. but I rest for 60 seconds between sets, so I have to look at something.

not trying to be a dick, they pays theres monies to the gym, they can do whatever they want.      just cracks me up

My advice to you..............Start with eye contact with a short linger, Smile, be cool, and just say, ‘Hey.’ That’s all you have to do to get noticed even if your old. If she’s interested, she’ll come on to you and you might fuck her after the workout.

You can also politely ask to work in with her on a machine after she’s finished her set. Offer to go to the water fountain for her. and fill her bottle. Then ask for her number and go from there.

Hope that helps

P.S. Theres absolutely no reason why an older guy like you cant pick up a smoking hot 18-21 year old at the gym. If you go in there with a solid plan, a few good openers and some determination you will eventually succeed.....good luck

[cephissus]

Offer to go to the water fountain for her. and fill her bottle.

If she's the kind of girl to fill her water bottle at the fountain, she won't be getting a second thought from me 

[Primemuscle]

Or just don't wear underwear with your shorts and let your 9incher slip out

Wouldn't that get you evicted?  

[Primemuscle]

My advice to you..............Start with eye contact with a short linger, Smile, be cool, and just say, ‘Hey.’ That’s all you have to do to get noticed even if your old. If she’s interested, she’ll come on to you and you might fuck her after the workout.

You can also politely ask to work in with her on a machine after she’s finished her set. Offer to go to the water fountain for her. and fill her bottle. Then ask for her number and go from there.

Hope that helps

P.S. Theres absolutely no reason why an older guy like you cant pick up a smoking hot 18-21 year old at the gym. If you go in there with a solid plan, a few good openers and some determination you will eventually succeed.....good luck

Right on. Good fatherly advice right there.

[IroNat]

My advice to you..............Start with eye contact with a short linger, Smile, be cool, and just say, ‘Hey.’ That’s all you have to do to get noticed even if your old. If she’s interested, she’ll come on to you and you might fuck her after the workout.

You can also politely ask to work in with her on a machine after she’s finished her set. Offer to go to the water fountain for her. and fill her bottle. Then ask for her number and go from there.

Hope that helps

P.S. Theres absolutely no reason why an older guy like you cant pick up a smoking hot 18-21 year old at the gym. If you go in there with a solid plan, a few good openers and some determination you will eventually succeed.....good luck

Doubtful.

Are you sure you can't think of any reasons?

[dan18]

My advice to you..............Start with eye contact with a short linger, Smile, be cool, and just say, ‘Hey.’ That’s all you have to do to get noticed even if your old. If she’s interested, she’ll come on to you and you might fuck her after the workout.

You can also politely ask to work in with her on a machine after she’s finished her set. Offer to go to the water fountain for her. and fill her bottle. Then ask for her number and go from there.

Hope that helps

P.S. Theres absolutely no reason why an older guy like you cant pick up a smoking hot 18-21 year old at the gym. If you go in there with a solid plan, a few good openers and some determination you will eventually succeed.....good luck

HAHAHHHA WELCOME TO THE FRIEND ZONE 

[bgm]

Doubtful.

Are you sure you can't think of any reasons?

Just let an atm receipt of your account balances fall to the floor. That will get them interested in you.....

[dan18]

Just let an atm receipt of your account balances fall to the floor. That will get them interested in you.....

overdrawn account gets them wet