Author Topic: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren  (Read 9987 times)

oldschoolfan

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bwa ha ha callum will never get an acting role again, sure he's in the Joe weider direct to video movie , like that movie will make any money no one gives a shit anymore about weider or Arnold

The Scott

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What's next, She-Nis...Princess of Penis? 

Gargamel

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Fe-Male and the Misses of the Universe

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She Ra will have a burka on in the new She Ra movie to show "diversity and inclusion."

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She Ra will have a burka on in the new She Ra movie to show "diversity and inclusion."

She-Ra will wear the burka , but Hordak will be a Wheelchaired Tranny.
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Beastman becomes Burka-man  ???

Kwon

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Beastman becomes Burka-man  ???

Orko becomes Tranno.

Evil Lyn becomes Non-Binary

TrapJaw becomes just a Trap

MerMan becomes LiberalMan

Man at Arms becomes Social Justice Warrior
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yeah it's 2018. He-Man will be a black dyke lesbian.

Close - turns out him and Skeletor are... erm... closer than we realised....  :o

(Wonder what Dalton would've made of this..?)

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Skeletor should have been played by Maria Shriver.  No makeup needed.

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Orko becomes Tranno.

Evil Lyn becomes Non-Binary

TrapJaw becomes just a Trap

MerMan becomes LiberalMan

Man at Arms becomes Social Justice Warrior

 ;D


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Movie’ll suck cosmic amounts of greasy cock.

Probably be the Big Bang Theory f aggot playing He-Man.

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Movie’ll suck cosmic amounts of greasy cock.

Probably be the Big Bang Theory f aggot playing He-Man.
Why does He-Man have to be a male at all?  It could be a strong independent woman who identifies as male.

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the only clear choice.
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Humble Narcissist

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They do have a striking resemblance to each other but can Jay read the script?

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Why does He-Man have to be a male at all?  It could be a strong independent woman who identifies as male.
                                         :) only if it doesn't run for president.
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yeah it's 2018. He-Man will be a black dyke lesbian.

Who follows Islam

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Will boycot this one till SHE-MAN comes out. I support equality!

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Will boycot this one till SHE-MAN comes out. I support equality!
Or He-Woman.

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The old one is really campy but highly watchable suprisingly.

True.

Frank Langella is a good Skeletor and there are some surprisingly cool scenes.

I love the giant Skeletor hologram projecting out over the planet a few minutes into the film.

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Also bodybuilding related because I clearly lift as you can see in the video.

I know that at one point they were talking to that blonde guy from Sex and the City.

But that was a long time ago. Years and years.

Yes, that's how long they've been claiming to want to make the movie.

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Kelly Anne has the Skeletor role locked down.