Act like the dude in green and start hitting on the bikini competitors. Hit on the helpers, namely the dark skinned one with the black yoga pants. Then Go hit on the blonde bikini competitor, because her man invested his money and time on her drug usage and his beard and has zero muscle tone, yet hovers around her due to his insecurity. Go ask if that is Eryk Bui, and tell him that he lost his gainz.
Flava Flav looks dazed and confused. Point out to children that are there that this is what rec drug use does to people.