Author Topic: More Epic Faggotry by: SF1900 (Read 110057 times)

Primemuscle · « **Reply #25 on:** July 04, 2018, 04:40:33 PM »

Shirt size depends on the source and the cut. A XXL from Asia can fit like a glove while a medium from the U.S. fits fine. Vanity sizing has really screwed things up. Measure the waist of a pair of 32" Levis and you find out it is actually 34 inches. Whenever possible, try clothes on before purchasing them for the best fit.

I have a 16 3/4" neck and a 35" sleeve length. This translates to a XL shirt. A shirt that size looks like a tent on me. I stick to medium or large depending on the brand. Medium size shirts are a little tight in the chest. I prefer this to wearing something that swims on me.

People who carry a few extra pounds look best in clothes that are slightly loose. Tight clothes on a fat body make a person look fatter. Likewise, loose clothes on a thin body make the person look skinnier.

Untuckit recently opened a store in Tigard, OR. I've been wanting to try on one of their shirts for awhile. Now I can. Their shirts come in regular and slim sizes.

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2018, 05:28:49 AM »

I buy a size bigger for comfort,and to cover my beer gut

ratherbebig · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2018, 06:07:34 AM »

bodybuilders dont wear shirts

next stupid thread please

sync pulse · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2018, 09:16:13 AM »

I knew a woman who was a seamstress...She would take Hawaiian shirts and alter them to fit me like a uniform shirt. They would pass at any club in town, but showed off my chest, deltoids, and external obliques.

IroNat · « **Reply #29 on:** July 05, 2018, 10:31:45 AM »

Quote from: sync pulse on July 05, 2018, 09:16:13 AM

I knew a woman who was a seamstress...She would take Hawaiian shirts and alter them to fit me like a uniform shirt. They would pass at any club in town, but showed off my chest, deltoids, and external obliques.

Narcissism.

Henda · « **Reply #30 on:** July 05, 2018, 12:22:10 PM »

Haha not ones too small but have a few of the ones designed to fit snug for going out on the drink the odd time (t shirts not button up shirts). Mostly wear loose cheap tshirts for anything else

Dave D · « **Reply #31 on:** July 05, 2018, 01:11:59 PM »

Trick question.

A true getbigger never goes out in a shirt. If we aren't topless the most we will wear is a string tank.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #32 on:** July 05, 2018, 01:50:37 PM »

Quote from: sync pulse on July 05, 2018, 09:16:13 AM

I knew a woman who was a seamstress...She would take Hawaiian shirts and alter them to fit me like a uniform shirt. They would pass at any club in town, but showed off my chest, deltoids, and external obliques.

Send me her address.

Deadpool · « **Reply #33 on:** July 06, 2018, 10:23:55 AM »

just my ankle bracelet

sync pulse · « **Reply #34 on:** July 06, 2018, 12:46:41 PM »

Lost contact with her. sorry...she was good with sport coats and slacks too.

TonyAlva · « **Reply #35 on:** July 06, 2018, 12:51:37 PM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on July 04, 2018, 04:40:33 PM

Shirt size depends on the source and the cut. A XXL from Asia can fit like a glove while a medium from the U.S. fits fine. Vanity sizing has really screwed things up. Measure the waist of a pair of 32" Levis and you find out it is actually 34 inches. Whenever possible, try clothes on before purchasing them for the best fit.

I have a 16 3/4" neck and a 35" sleeve length. This translates to a XL shirt. A shirt that size looks like a tent on me. I stick to medium or large depending on the brand. Medium size shirts are a little tight in the chest. I prefer this to wearing something that swims on me.

People who carry a few extra pounds look best in clothes that are slightly loose. Tight clothes on a fat body make a person look fatter. Likewise, loose clothes on a thin body make the person look skinnier.

Untuckit recently opened a store in Tigard, OR. I've been wanting to try on one of their shirts for awhile. Now I can. Their shirts come in regular and slim sizes.

Interesting and quite informative. Any fashion advice for the upcoming fall season?

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #36 on:** July 06, 2018, 12:56:08 PM »

Dr.J · « **Reply #37 on:** July 06, 2018, 03:03:46 PM »

Not much, a watch from time to time.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #38 on:** July 06, 2018, 04:52:28 PM »

Quote from: TonyAlva on July 06, 2018, 12:51:37 PM

Interesting and quite informative. Any fashion advice for the upcoming fall season?

For any season, don't be a slave to fashion. Figure out what looks good on you and stick to that. Don't worry about dressing your age, specially when you old like me.

Parker · « **Reply #39 on:** July 06, 2018, 04:58:23 PM »

I cut Vees into the sleeves of my Tees, and pretend I am Sergio Oliva.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #40 on:** July 06, 2018, 04:59:25 PM »

-Two identical gold wedding bands, one on each hand. The one on my right hand was my wife's wedding band. A silver Seiko solar watch on my left wrist.

robcguns · « **Reply #41 on:** July 06, 2018, 05:27:45 PM »

Quote from: Dave D on July 05, 2018, 01:11:59 PM

Trick question.

A true getbigger never goes out in a shirt. If we aren't topless the most we will wear is a string tank.

Getbiggers don’t leave their parents basements

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #42 on:** July 07, 2018, 01:10:59 AM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on July 06, 2018, 04:59:25 PM

-Two identical gold wedding bands, one on each hand. The one on my right hand was my wife's wedding band. A silver Seiko solar watch on my left wrist.

I've never heard that before, is that a tradition?

Conker · « **Reply #43 on:** July 07, 2018, 05:15:24 AM »

a tagheuer watch that i've had for around 15 years, also have a gold chain i bought years ago, the clasp broke and it's been sitting at the back of a drawer for years. recently found it while clearing some sht out. took it to the jewelers to get a quote for repair and jeweler said it's worth around £1000 scrap value! only paid a couple hundred £s for it. didn't let them fix it as they wanted to send it away. will get around to getting it done soon.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 07, 2018, 05:58:40 AM »

Not into jewelry at all. I wear a dress watch when I wear formal clothes. That's about it.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #45 on:** July 07, 2018, 06:17:42 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on July 07, 2018, 05:58:40 AM

Not into jewelry at all. I wear a dress watch when I wear formal clothes. That's about it.

It's only gay when you wear it on a party

rocco-x · « **Reply #46 on:** July 07, 2018, 07:56:54 AM »

Does my nipple ring count?

SF1900 · « **Reply #47 on:** July 07, 2018, 10:17:56 AM »

My new girlfriend asked me to go to Ulta Beauty and I agreed.

Do other getbiggers go to makeup stores with their significant others?

NotMrAverage · « **Reply #48 on:** July 07, 2018, 10:20:39 AM »

Watch and silver necklace but thats it.

IroNat · « **Reply #49 on:** July 07, 2018, 10:33:29 AM »

I wait out in the car.