Imagine taking these guys on! I doubt bullets could even pierce these thick slabs of beef! 

WTF? These sweaty menz must be the too elite to beat the meat so they suck it down cuz it's a treat, Schmoemandos. In all honesty, I seriously doubt any homosexual males that don't have some sort of weird military fetish find this "attractive".
If you take this seriously then you must take it up the ass 7/24. Or worse. I'm disgusted. I'm gonna ax a few of my friends that are homosexual WTF and see what they say. This must be some variation on the "Bear/bear cub theme. Weirdos.
FTN.