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Soul Crusher

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I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« on: July 05, 2018, 09:57:52 AM »
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Soul Crusher

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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2018, 09:59:26 AM »
"I missed being strong enough to open jars and carry groceries. So, last week, I returned to the gym, slinking back in as if no time had passed. I hoped that by wearing a puffy jacket and MC Hammer pants I could hide my lack of definition – that I could pretend I had maintained my fitness on my own. At home, running to the building next door. On the couch. While tweeting."


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IroNat

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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2018, 10:25:51 AM »
Trump has ruined so many lives.
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Soul Crusher

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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2018, 10:27:05 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on July 05, 2018, 10:25:51 AM
Trump has ruined so many lives.

This psycho-girl lives in australia from what I can tell. 
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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2018, 10:31:27 AM »
Poor Brigit.
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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2018, 10:35:02 AM »
Quote from: Soul Crusher on July 05, 2018, 10:27:05 AM
This psycho-girl lives in australia from what I can tell. 

I'll call my friend Chris Hemsworth and have him help her.
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Soul Crusher

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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2018, 10:37:12 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on July 05, 2018, 10:35:02 AM
I'll call my friend Chris Hemsworth and have him help her.

Her quotes in the article seem to indicate severe mental illness
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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2018, 04:29:39 AM »
Quote from: Soul Crusher on July 05, 2018, 10:37:12 AM
Her quotes in the article seem to indicate severe mental illness

She has a severe case of "the-world-revolves-around-me-itis".
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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2018, 04:58:31 AM »
The Guardian is begging 4 donations of $ 1  ::)
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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2018, 07:13:09 AM »
Anyone who thinks walking can replace weight lifting cannot be helped...
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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2018, 07:18:39 AM »
Quote from: Tennisballz on July 06, 2018, 07:13:09 AM
Anyone who thinks walking can replace weight lifting cannot be helped...

Its amazing crap like this passes off for journalism.   These libfags are seriously cowering in the fetal position in the corner over Trump.
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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2018, 12:39:20 PM »
Quote from: Tennisballz on July 06, 2018, 07:13:09 AM
Anyone who thinks walking can replace weight lifting cannot be helped...

Not carrying those pink dumbbells.

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Re: I stopped going to the gym b/c of Trump. Now I can't open a jar.
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2018, 12:46:37 PM »
I don't know, bottles and jars were tough to open for some folks during the Obama years too :) -

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