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Caving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: July 07, 2018, 11:51:08 PM »
Jesus Man, are there any getbiggers risking their lives with this activity?  You have to be kidding me!




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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2018, 01:34:33 AM »
Count Fortress out.

I mean, the folks who do this activity are gutsy, but in my opinion, also kinda nuts. Millions of tonnes of rock ain’t gonna cooperate if you find yourself in a pinch. And help won’t likely be much of any.

I love that horror flick The Descent (own it). I find it “horrific” not because of the monsters, but because of the cave-exploring shenanigans.

Being physically stuck, absolutely, is terrifying to me. And like I say, that rock ain’t giving a kunt hair. Ever.

 


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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2018, 02:20:23 AM »
Spelunking seems to be right up many Getbiggers alleys.


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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2018, 03:03:06 AM »
Definitely insane.

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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2018, 03:03:45 AM »
Stupid. Why endanger yourself so needlessly and die horribly?

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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2018, 03:30:47 AM »
Stupid. Why endanger yourself so needlessly and die horribly?
Man, that dude died upside down, and after he died, they sealed off the cave with with cement, with his body still in there.
Going in upside down, in a tight space like that...

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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2018, 05:26:02 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2018, 05:29:03 AM »
Spelunking seems to be right up many Getbiggers alleys.



I think SF1900 is a tremendous fan of Gerbil Spelunking...  Maybe  V³'s former lil' butty QV is too. 

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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2018, 05:52:04 AM »
Count Fortress out.

I mean, the folks who do this activity are gutsy, but in my opinion, also kinda nuts. Millions of tonnes of rock ain’t gonna cooperate if you find yourself in a pinch. And help won’t likely be much of any.

I love that horror flick The Descent (own it). I find it “horrific” not because of the monsters, but because of the cave-exploring shenanigans.

Being physically stuck, absolutely, is terrifying to me. And like I say, that rock ain’t giving a kunt hair. Ever.

 


Thats hilarious.  I had to get up from the couch and leave the room during that movie.  I felt physically sick. 

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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2018, 11:11:48 AM »
What's worse?

1) Being trapped and dying a slow claustrophobic death in a cave the size of a drain pipe.

2) Going down with the Titanic in freezing arctic waters while the band plays on.  Kate Winslet is not there.

3) Being torpedoed and sunk by a Japanese submarine on the USS Indianapolis in WW2 and then watching your fellow crewman being eaten by sharks one-by-one until they finally eat you.

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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2018, 11:22:07 AM »
What's worse?

1) Being trapped and dying a slow claustrophobic death in a cave the size of a drain pipe.

2) Going down with the Titanic in freezing arctic waters while the band plays on.  Kate Winslet is not there.

3) Being torpedoed and sunk by a Japanese submarine on the USS Indianapolis in WW2 and then watching your fellow crewman being eaten by sharks one-by-one until they finally eat you.

The worst one would likely be number 2.

At least if a shark eats you, you probably die relatively quickly.

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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2018, 11:34:59 AM »
Never in a million years.  I had an MRI a few years ago (or as I called it, "the tunnel of terror").  As soon as my shoulders were pinched in and I couldn't move them, I panicked and they had to drug me up with Klonopin or something before I would go back in. 

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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2018, 11:49:56 AM »
Never in a million years.  I had an MRI a few years ago (or as I called it, "the tunnel of terror").  Not being able to move in that machine (I'm a bigger guy) was absolutely terrifying and they had to drug me up with Klonopin or something before I would go back in.

Lol. Found it loud but that's about it however the nurse told me several people press the button as soon as she leaves the room.

Was also jammed in their like a sardin. Real tight. Don't know how some morbidly obese bastards get in there.

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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2018, 08:15:41 PM »


This is some wreckless s@@t, taking kids down there. I get it they are the least likely to get stuck, but if the pig behind them gets stuck, we have a problem, Scottie.   

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« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2018, 10:27:41 PM »
What's worse?

1) Being trapped and dying a slow claustrophobic death in a cave the size of a drain pipe.

2) Going down with the Titanic in freezing arctic waters while the band plays on.  Kate Winslet is not there.

3) Being torpedoed and sunk by a Japanese submarine on the USS Indianapolis in WW2 and then watching your fellow crewman being eaten by sharks one-by-one until they finally eat you.

It’s entirely subjective, but I’d most fear number one (1).

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« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2018, 11:01:27 PM »
It’s entirely subjective, but I’d most fear number one (1).

Ugh.  Me too.  I'd rather fall out of a plane without a parachute than die deep under the ground, unable to move.

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« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2018, 11:19:43 PM »
Ugh.  Me too.  I'd rather fall out of a plane without a parachute than die deep under the ground, unable to move.

That’s my thing, too.

As long as I can be mobile, I can “fight” ... in some way or manner.

If I’m absolutely stuck/trapped/pinned, I’m helpless to even try.

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« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2018, 05:35:30 AM »
lots of skinny guys n this thread

a big guy would never consider caving, as it would be impossible due to his muscle mass

but since you considered, have an opinion etc it shows youre skinny otherwise the thought wouldnt even cross your mind.


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« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2018, 06:29:42 AM »
fk that i hate confined spaces. what could be a worse way to die than getting stuck between rocks and dying of dehydration

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Re: Caving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2018, 06:55:21 AM »
lots of skinny guys n this thread

a big guy would never consider caving, as it would be impossible due to his muscle mass

but since you considered, have an opinion etc it shows youre skinny otherwise the thought wouldnt even cross your mind.


Dude was 6 foot 200+ pounds. Med student. Went in head first into a waist deep opening, went further, found out that he couldn't turn around, found a fissue, that seemed to open up, went head down into to see if he could turn around. Sucked in his diaphragm, diaphragm expands, he gets stuck more.

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« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2018, 06:58:03 AM »
Dude was 6 foot 200+ pounds. Med student. Went in head first into a waist deep opening, went further, found out that he couldn't turn around, found a fissue, that seemed to open up, went head down into to see if he could turn around. Sucked in his diaphragm, diaphragm expands, he gets stuck more.

you sure you dont mean Meth student

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« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2018, 08:20:00 AM »
I just watched this.  It was horrifying.  I'd rather have my throat slashed by Jason Voorhees than die like this guy did.


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« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2018, 08:23:42 AM »
Damn, must be hard to be stuck that way and miss your anabolic window
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« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2018, 08:55:08 AM »
I just watched this.  It was horrifying.  I'd rather have my throat slashed by Jason Voorhees than die like this guy did.


A quick death, instead of hours spent upside down, in the dark, wet environment, in a confined space where you can't move your arms, probably hard to breath, and your fluids and blood pooling in your brain. With people talking and singing to you to keep your spirits up. And then others realize that they will have to break your legs to get you out.
You slowly die. And then people mourn. Your body is not taken from that place, but the cave is sealed off with your body still in it, stuck in the same place.

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« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2018, 09:41:50 AM »
A quick death, instead of hours spent upside down, in the dark, wet environment, in a confined space where you can't move your arms, probably hard to breath, and your fluids and blood pooling in your brain. With people talking and singing to you to keep your spirits up. And then others realize that they will have to break your legs to get you out.
You slowly die. And then people mourn. Your body is not taken from that place, but the cave is sealed off with your body still in it, stuck in the same place.

Stops other people from doing the same stupid sh*t.