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Getbiggers as life coach
« on: July 08, 2018, 11:02:47 AM »
How would different getbiggers handle being your life coach?
here are typical week schedules, that they would give you:


tbombz:
do meth and go to glory holes
read 300 bible pages
do a few dancing videos and upload them to youtube
return to getbig and post a few times until you get the attention you crave


primemuscle:
go to the Mazda dealership and look around
post long blocks of text on getbig about furniture and voice activated butt plugs
go to a union conference in your bare feet


Basile:
walk 5 miles on manly beach with 40 pounds of camera equipment
explain how your gym is not a gym, but an "engineering factory"
mock Goodrum's behaviour while exhibiting much of the same behaviour yourself
tell getbiggers that you can't lose weight when you are old, so why try?