Author Topic: when was the last time you sat next to a squat rack for 20 minutes... (Read 3140 times)

cephissus · « **on:** July 10, 2018, 10:41:08 AM »

...waiting for someone to finish their sets?

When was the last time you asked someone "how many sets do you have left?"

When was the last time you filled a water bottle at the drinking fountain?

When was the last time you asked if you could "work in"?

When was the last time you fucked off?

I feel too old for the gym.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2018, 10:44:15 AM »

ratherbebig · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2018, 10:45:05 AM »

try training at another hour

cephissus · « **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2018, 10:49:23 AM »

what's the point of asking someone how many sets they have left? why wouldn't you just come out and say what you mean: 'hey mister, is it my turn yet?'

do something else instead of hanging around like a black cloud, ruining my concentration.

ratherbebig · « **Reply #4 on:** July 10, 2018, 10:50:43 AM »

get a face tattoo

that will teach em to stay away

cephissus · « **Reply #5 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:41:08 AM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on July 10, 2018, 10:50:43 AM

get a face tattoo

that will teach em to stay away

bro do you want to come to the us and lift with me?

I can show you just how things be

TonyAlva · « **Reply #6 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:52:38 AM »

Aw hell naw! I would not date a chick with herpes!

Tennisballz · « **Reply #7 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:22:54 PM »

I bought a home set up and love it. Real basic, just a rack for squats. I do bench, military, rows and it has an attachment for pull ups and dips. I still go to the gym, but only on occasion.

TonyAlva · « **Reply #8 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:45:09 PM »

Quote from: Kwon3 on July 10, 2018, 01:12:43 PM

Wrong thread, brah.

Thanks for looking out bro, not sure where my head's been lately

SquatsRule · « **Reply #9 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:51:47 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on July 10, 2018, 10:41:08 AM

...waiting for someone to finish their sets?

When was the last time you asked someone "how many sets do you have left?"

When was the last time you filled a water bottle at the drinking fountain?

When was the last time you asked if you could "work in"?

When was the last time you fucked off?

I feel too old for the gym.

I'm 40 and I filled a water bottle at the water fountain and asked if I could work in yesterday. You're never too old for that.

cephissus · « **Reply #10 on:** July 10, 2018, 08:59:53 PM »

there's absolutely no excuse for filling a water bottle at a fountain

pure-degenerate behavior

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 10, 2018, 09:07:56 PM »

I usually go during off peak hours to limit the interaction with people with no gym etiquette. However the other day I was working on cable rows when a 50 year old lady walks up with a piece of paper in her hand and I immediately knew she was new to working out. Apparently her "trainer" had shown her how to use this machine, so she was clueless she was standing next to 4 other machines that do the EXACT SAME THING when she asked me how much longer I would be. I just said "One of us could use that machine there, since it does the exact same thing as this one, and since I'm already using this one, I think it should be you. Does that work for you?" She got the hint. I can't recall a time when I bothered anyone during their sets unless they were on the phone sitting on a machine I wanted.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2018, 09:53:43 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on July 10, 2018, 10:41:08 AM

...waiting for someone to finish their sets?

When was the last time you asked someone "how many sets do you have left?"

When was the last time you filled a water bottle at the drinking fountain?

When was the last time you asked if you could "work in"?

When was the last time you fucked off?

I feel too old for the gym.

Simple solution. If he’s holding up the rack, taking his time and not letting you work in, work in. I swear to God the newbies of today no NOTHING about gym edicate. Sometimes they need to learn the hard way.

WalterWhite · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2018, 10:25:30 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on July 10, 2018, 09:53:43 PM

Simple solution. If he’s holding up the rack, taking his time and not letting you work in, work in. I swear to God the newbies of today no NOTHING about gym edicate. Sometimes they need to learn the hard way.

I can't believe how many leave plates on everything they use especially the hack and leg press! My OCD kicks in and I begin racking everything because it drives me nuts. Signs everywhere about phone use and re racking but the snowflakes can't read.

cephissus · « **Reply #14 on:** July 11, 2018, 01:15:38 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on July 10, 2018, 09:53:43 PM

Simple solution. If he’s holding up the rack, taking his time and not letting you work in, work in. I swear to God the newbies of today no NOTHING about gym edicate. Sometimes they need to learn the hard way.

why not just move on and do something else

AbrahamG · « **Reply #15 on:** July 11, 2018, 01:32:31 AM »

Quote from: cephissus on July 11, 2018, 01:15:38 AM

why not just move on and do something else

Why not pull your slacks down and gently tease your cock whilst staring at him incessantly?

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #16 on:** July 11, 2018, 03:19:00 AM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on July 10, 2018, 10:50:43 AM

get a face tattoo

that will teach em to stay away

religious t-shirt can help too , something like 'Jesus Love U'

ratherbebig · « **Reply #17 on:** July 11, 2018, 03:38:08 AM »

puke your pre-workout all over the seat

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 11, 2018, 02:01:43 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on July 10, 2018, 10:49:23 AM

what's the point of asking someone how many sets they have left? why wouldn't you just come out and say what you mean: 'hey mister, is it my turn yet?'

do something else instead of hanging around like a black cloud, ruining my concentration.

If they say "I got one set left" it's worth it to hang around for a couple minutes, if they say "yeah I'm just getting started" probably better to find a different exercise to do

Also not sure what the issue is with filling a water bottle up

cephissus · « **Reply #19 on:** July 11, 2018, 06:27:25 PM »

Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on July 11, 2018, 02:01:43 PM

If they say "I got one set left" it's worth it to hang around for a couple minutes, if they say "yeah I'm just getting started" probably better to find a different exercise to do

Also not sure what the issue is with filling a water bottle up

Hang around for a couple minutes?

You probably stand ten feet away huh?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #20 on:** July 11, 2018, 06:32:22 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on July 11, 2018, 01:15:38 AM

why not just move on and do something else

I'm not changing my training up because some douche is too fucking lazy and inconsiderate to let me work in. Should be common gym etiquette.

cephissus · « **Reply #21 on:** July 11, 2018, 06:57:57 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on July 11, 2018, 06:32:22 PM

I'm not changing my training up because some douche is too fucking lazy and inconsiderate to let me work in. Should be common gym etiquette.

lazy

You're the one breaking my concentration. How am I supposed to get a mind muscle connection when you want me to shuffle the weights every thirty seconds?

Go away.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #22 on:** July 11, 2018, 07:01:51 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on July 11, 2018, 06:57:57 PM

lazy

You're the one breaking my concentration. How am I supposed to get a mind muscle connection when you want me to shuffle the weights every thirty seconds?

Go away.

Get off your phone cupcake, I've got a set to do.

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 11, 2018, 07:07:09 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on July 11, 2018, 06:27:25 PM

Hang around for a couple minutes?

You probably stand ten feet away huh?

Lighten up man, it's not a big deal

cephissus · « **Reply #24 on:** July 11, 2018, 07:07:46 PM »

Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on July 11, 2018, 02:01:43 PM

Also not sure what the issue is with filling a water bottle up

1. Why would you need a water bottle at the weight room?
2. Why wouldnt you fill it up before coming to the gym?