Author Topic: Who on this Board Knows What in Hell They're Talking About? (Read 8938 times)

stuntmovie · « **on:** July 12, 2018, 02:24:21 PM »

To start this off, I'm gonna forget to name a good number of GetBiggers (about ten) who seem to know what the hell they are talking about when it comes to bodybuilding in general and bodybuilding competitions in particular.

And I do mean the "inside bodybuilding stuff" and not just what you managed to read about in one of the magazines or gossup collumns such as this GetBig board.

So if you want to add to this list and add the names of those GetBiggers who appear to know what the hell they are talking about when it comes to the world of bodybuilding ..... Jump In!

I do realize that I'm missing a good number of you BB experts, but I'll be surprised if that number grows past 10.

No intent to overlook anyone but these are the few knowledgeable BetBiggers who know this shit ... In my humble opinion.

I'll start off by mentioning, "ME" simply becaise I know this shit backwards, forewards and upside down .... almost forever.

Then I'll say .... CHE.

Then EL DIABLO.

And then ESFITNESS ... whom those outside of this game will completely disagree with.

And then Tres Taco who actually competes

And WIGGS who has personally proven to me that he knows what the fook he is talking about and seeing during the prejudging pahase of an NPC event.

And who the hell is it that conributes stuff and was an employee at Golds Venice a long while back.

And don't hate me too damn much, but I gotta add VINCE B who recalls some of the more interesting shit within this game exactly as I do myseld but am too damn polite to admit it.

And BeefyHvyWt

And right now those are the only dudes who I can recall who seem to know what the hell they are talking about.

I'd add VINCE XYZ but I think that Vince sees himself as of more/greater importance than I think he is. But I could be wrong and hold no offese against Vince other than my belief that some competitors should not appear on stage unless they are dressed in full combat array. (Foul/sub-zero weather combat gear in particular.)

I've actually seen that when one well known pro did his guest posing stint in a long sleeve hoodie and full length sweat-pants.

And to top it all ... he even wore a mask.!

So who feel knows that the fook they are speaking about when it comes to the world of bodybuilding on this board.

Don't think that you cannot list yourself.

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2018, 02:39:43 PM »

Stunt, I know how to play a blackjack hand.

Vince B · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2018, 02:49:18 PM »

Stunt is a rare poster who doesn’t get tarred and feathered here. This might end if he makes too many controversial posts. When I started posting in 1998 I was left alone for a while. Then Goatboy modified one of my photos and things changed after that.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2018, 02:56:56 PM »

YEA, But no better than me, FREAK!

Here's a somewhat related Blackjack story.

A few years back I was playing BJ at a $5 table and noticed that the unknown BB sitting to my left was having a problem playing Basic Strategy.

So I explained it to him briefly and he simply nodded and started wsinning and appeared to leave the table with more chips than when he first sat down.

Minutes later a physique competitor took his vacant seat and asked me if I recognized that guy. I said, "No but I'm sure he'll win the physique event coming up this weekend. He appears to be unbeatable."

Then he explained that he was one of the top porn stars from Yougoslovia and could not speak nor know a word of English. He was a cop but was thrown off the force as a result of his gay porn popularity which he had never anticipated.

.... and all the while I thought that he had been winning due to my Basic Strategy advice.

wes · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:01:25 PM »

I`ve been lifting weights since I was 12 years old and weighed 97 pounds !

HTexan · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:11:09 PM »

I don’t know much about bbing or bbers, but I know about lifting weights. Been doing it since I was 12 yo.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:16:41 PM »

Thanks, Tex!

Hey WES! I think I overlookd ya!

Dan-O · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:18:38 PM »

I know a lot about lifting (been doing it since I was 9) and Yugoslavian gay porn.

Just kidding about the Yugoslavian gay porn part.

illuminati · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:28:02 PM »

What are you on about specifically

As in know the inside gossip?
Or
Know how to train & prep?
Or
How to judge a physique?

There’s a few who know a lot about training/ contest prep/ drugs etc
And you’ve missed them.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:30:49 PM »

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Parker · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:33:13 PM »

Quote from: wes on July 12, 2018, 03:01:25 PM

I`ve been lifting weights since I was 12 years old and weighed 97 pounds !

And you still weigh 97 pounds. How did you accomplish that?

Marty Champions · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:38:58 PM »

Quote from: Parker on July 12, 2018, 03:33:13 PM

And you still weigh 97 pounds. How did you accomplish that?

yo park u tryna roll out to chapel thrill dis weekend?

The Scott · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:39:20 PM »

Like Wes and Stunt, I'm older. As such I know the 40s on up to the 80s. I've a few (still!) living friends that competed in the 60s and on through the early 80s and I did so myself but I don't have the best genetics and didn't want to try steroids for medical reasons.

I doubt they would've made a difference except I would have been larger and stronger but to be honest I wouldn't have been built any better.

I'm not even an expert but I do know what I think looks good. Steve Reeves, Arnold, Zane and Nubret are the types of physiques I think to be ideal.

The Scott · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:40:10 PM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on July 12, 2018, 03:30:49 PM

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I do believe you've confused him with Woody Strode, sir.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:42:04 PM »

MARTY, I am far from your description, but I hold no offense.

ILLUMINATi,

Inside Gossip .... NO way because most Gossip is total bullship unless the Gossiper was one of the culprits participating within the gossip.

But I don't think anyone on this Board would admit to wearing a shopping bag around his feet while standing in a bathroom stall.

And please list any GetBigger whom you believe knows what the hell he is talking about regarding training, contest prep, and judging.

I already mentioned that I have overlooked a few, but at the end the total of those who really know this stuff will be no greater than 10.

And I hope that I am mistaken.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:45:33 PM »

And SCOTT .... Another one I have overlooked based on his past involvement.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:56:40 PM »

SCOTT, Woody was a good friend of a good friend of mine and I was supposed to meet him when they were prepping for ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST ..... but I was once upon a time in the reverse direction.

I was also supposed to meet Jack Elam but I have long forgotten why that never occured.

By the way, that waiting-for-the-train-to-stop scene was simply improvised by each of those actors with the fly in the pistol being most memorable.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:00:25 PM »

And who is most reliable regarding roid adice and contest prep?

TheShape. · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:06:49 PM »

stuntmovies posts are the ones actually worth reading on this downright bizarre board. It’s like a golden nugget in a field of manure.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:11:37 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on July 12, 2018, 02:24:21 PM

To start this off, I'm gonna forget to name a good number of GetBiggers (about ten) who seem to know what the hell they are talking about when it comes to bodybuilding in general and bodybuilding competitions in particular.

And I do mean the "inside bodybuilding stuff" and not just what you managed to read about in one of the magazines or gossup collumns such as this GetBig board.

So if you want to add to this list and add the names of those GetBiggers who appear to know what the hell they are talking about when it comes to the world of bodybuilding ..... Jump In!

I do realize that I'm missing a good number of you BB experts, but I'll be surprised if that number grows past 10.

No intent to overlook anyone but these are the few knowledgeable BetBiggers who know this shit ... In my humble opinion.

I'll start off by mentioning, "ME" simply becaise I know this shit backwards, forewards and upside down .... almost forever.

Then I'll say .... CHE.

Then EL DIABLO.

And then ESFITNESS ... whom those outside of this game will completely disagree with.

And then Tres Taco who actually competes

And WIGGS who has personally proven to me that he knows what the fook he is talking about and seeing during the prejudging pahase of an NPC event.

And who the hell is it that conributes stuff and was an employee at Golds Venice a long while back.

And don't hate me too damn much, but I gotta add VINCE B who recalls some of the more interesting shit within this game exactly as I do myseld but am too damn polite to admit it.

And BeefyHvyWt

And right now those are the only dudes who I can recall who seem to know what the hell they are talking about.

I'd add VINCE XYZ but I think that Vince sees himself as of more/greater importance than I think he is. But I could be wrong and hold no offese against Vince other than my belief that some competitors should not appear on stage unless they are dressed in full combat array. (Foul/sub-zero weather combat gear in particular.)

I've actually seen that when one well known pro did his guest posing stint in a long sleeve hoodie and full length sweat-pants.

And to top it all ... he even wore a mask.!

So who feel knows that the fook they are speaking about when it comes to the world of bodybuilding on this board.

Don't think that you cannot list yourself.

You talking shit about me?

Go 4 It · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:18:41 PM »

Does anyone really know what they're talking about when it comes to bodybuilding? It's all trial and error and very individual, what works for one person diet/training/supplement wise might not work for another guy. It's an individual sport and peoples bodies change constantly, some dudes like Juan Morrel can eat 20,000 calories a day (on a cheat) and still keep a tight midsection and come in shape and then you got Santi Aragon who said he has to go as low as 1400 calories with hours of cardio to get peeled for a show. Dorian trains 4 times a week, then you got Shawn Ray doing double training sessions and cardio leading up to a show. One thing I do know is how to make a killer MaiTai

stuntmovie · « **Reply #21 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:19:00 PM »

Thanks, SHAPE, but you have reminded me of another manuer story in which a top notch bodybuilder and two other dudesforced me (not at gunpoint) to show them the cow pasture where magic mushrooms were sure to grow after every rainfall.

Pellius may know that magic-mushroom, cow pasture well.

We found them and did whatever was necessary to smoke or eat them ,,, but I did neither ... and the others went a bit insane but appeared very happy anyway.

Here in the Wild, Wild West I think it's peyote, but I'm hopeing that those good friends have forgotten me.

I hope they ain't GetBig members.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #22 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:30:24 PM »

GO4, Do you put the little purple flower (orchid) in the ones you make?

The best Mai Tais I've ever had were the ones served at FtDurussey Beach Bar. It only took two and you'd find yourselfstumbling to the waves to sober up.

Three.... and you were gone for the day under a coconit tree.

Ae you restricted by the number of Mai Tais you can serve to one customer, or does the ship have escorts that can carry passengers to their quarters when they imbibe too much?

And is it always permissible to puke overboard... even on windy days?

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #23 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:42:24 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on July 12, 2018, 04:30:24 PM

GO4, Do you put the little purple flower (orchid) in the ones you make?

The best Mai Tais I've ever had were the ones served at FtDurussey Beach Bar. It only took two and you'd find yourselfstumbling to the waves to sober up.

Three.... and you were gone for the day under a coconit tree.

Ae you restricted by the number of Mai Tais you can serve to one customer, or does the ship have escorts that can carry passengers to their quarters when they imbibe too much?

And is it always permissible to puke overboard... even on windy days?

Answer the fucking question. ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME?

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #24 on:** July 12, 2018, 04:42:39 PM »

Quote from: Go 4 It on July 12, 2018, 04:18:41 PM

Does anyone really know what they're talking about when it comes to bodybuilding? It's all trial and error and very individual, what works for one person diet/training/supplement wise might not work for another guy. It's an individual sport and peoples bodies change constantly, some dudes like Juan Morrel can eat 20,000 calories a day (on a cheat) and still keep a tight midsection and come in shape and then you got Santi Aragon who said he has to go as low as 1400 calories with hours of cardio to get peeled for a show. Dorian trains 4 times a week, then you got Shawn Ray doing double training sessions and cardio leading up to a show. One thing I do know is how to make a killer MaiTai

Agree completely. And what "works" is genetically limited. You really are the master of your own domain.