Author Topic: If Getbig was a prison... (Read 1742 times)

seCrawler · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2018, 02:47:43 AM »

Big Herc would be my cellmate. We'd be busting wigs on the tier.

Rascal full · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2018, 02:51:11 AM »

Quote from: seCrawler on July 13, 2018, 02:47:43 AM

Big Herc would be my cellmate. We'd be busting wigs on the tier.

Watch out for T-Bombz dropping the soap in the shower.

ratherbebig · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2018, 03:14:36 AM »

i cant really see getbig as a prison

more a mental institution

hipolito mejia · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2018, 03:21:03 AM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on July 13, 2018, 03:14:36 AM

i cant really see getbig as a prison

more a mental institution

Or a sewer ........ Most of the time anyways.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2018, 11:56:29 AM »

day 1

SF1900 and Goodrum are under warm blankets in their cell. They drink hot, soothing earl grey tea. They both look at a laptop that is showing kettle bell videos. In the next cell, Johnny Falcon is painting his cell walls purple while listening to Led Zeppelin. On the hallway, correctional officer Chaos is making his rounds. A pistol is hanging by his side, and is and rocking slowly, as he walks and chews tobacco.

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2018, 05:35:58 AM »

GB is like Penal Colony of Botany Bay !.

NotMrAverage · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2018, 09:15:02 AM »

I would be chilling with kwon and dealing roids and drugs in various forms... ;-)

Darren Avey · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:24:41 AM »

On my first day id ask "Who is the biggest baddest MOFO in here?"
Then id go to him, bite his nose off and shout "NOW NONE OF YALL DONT WANNA FUCK WID THIS!"

SF1900 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:42:02 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on July 14, 2018, 10:24:41 AM

On my first day id ask "Who is the biggest baddest MOFO in here?"
Then id go to him, bite his nose off and shout "NOW NONE OF YALL DONT WANNA FUCK WID THIS!"

WELCOME TO DA TOP OF DA FOOD CHAIN!!!!

JAGO · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2018, 01:10:39 PM »

Coach would be washing underwear for protection.

J

HTexan · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2018, 02:22:38 PM »

Quote from: JAGO on July 14, 2018, 01:10:39 PM

Coach would be washing underwear for protection.

J

Coach would get raped daily.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #12 on:** July 15, 2018, 07:48:04 AM »

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #13 on:** July 15, 2018, 12:50:46 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on July 15, 2018, 07:48:04 AM

.

at least he went in at 220

0 visits though

bet the guy who made Tay Tay his bitch regrets the decision he made that day after going for his yearly blood test

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 15, 2018, 01:04:09 PM »

Quote from: NelsonMuntz on July 15, 2018, 12:50:46 PM

at least he went in at 220

0 visits though

bet the guy who made Tay Tay his bitch regrets the decision he made that day after going for his yearly blood test

The PC 245 was for assaulting a police officer and trying to bite him while resisting arrest. Thus, the police forced tbombz to take a HIV test when they had him in custody. Sick fuck. Who the hell bites police officers like that?

Henda · « **Reply #15 on:** July 15, 2018, 02:47:58 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on July 15, 2018, 01:04:09 PM

The PC 245 was for assaulting a police officer and trying to bite him while resisting arrest. Thus, the police forced tbombz to take a HIV test when they had him in custody. Sick fuck. Who the hell bites police officers like that?

Agree mate, dirty Neanderthal fuckwit bastard trying to sink his manky rotten aids infested teeth into an officer just doing the job, should be jailed for life for intentionally trying to spread aids the sick fuck