Author Topic: Donated My Last Body Gym Elite Total Trainer Pilates Machines Today (Read 2893 times)

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **on:** July 14, 2018, 05:48:25 PM »

Well, this is a somewhat sad day. I decided to donate the last Body Gym Elite Total Trainer Pilates I owned. I sold these awesome machines from 2005 until 2013 when the company shut down. In all, I prob sold close to 2000 of these bad boys. This particular one was also part of my arsenal in training for the 2009 NGA Night Of Champions as well. I had also modified this one to take Olympic Plates for some serious hack squats. The only thing I have left now is the manual and 2 cease and desist letters from Total Gym Inc. One last picture. My the new owner achieve their fitness goals

SF1900 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2018, 06:26:47 PM »

Vince, I’m worried about your weight.

Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2018, 06:44:54 PM »

Vince, was that the subject of your “video” taking the picture?

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2018, 06:48:11 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 14, 2018, 06:26:47 PM

Vince, I’m worried about your weight.

I've actually dropped quite a few pounds in the past few months.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2018, 06:52:42 PM »

Love to be hat forklift

Tapeworm · « **Reply #5 on:** July 14, 2018, 07:12:18 PM »

Pick it up and carry it, you lazy fuck.

delta9mda · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2018, 07:18:29 PM »

Is it just fitting that the cart says "bj's" and venom vince is........

delta9mda · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2018, 08:33:55 PM »

Vince gets a bad rap here but he seems cool (no homo, don't even try). Nice triceps there. Now if I could just get those Billy guns vs Goodrum pics of my drive........ I can't believe I witnessed the pose down of pose downs.

Fortress · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:35:22 PM »

Total retard.

The Scott · « **Reply #9 on:** July 15, 2018, 06:07:41 AM »

If ever there were a display of noblesse oblige by an uncrowned SchmOelympian, this surely be it. This act alone will set the OP on the Dais of Dignity whereupon he will receive his just deserts by being bathed in the admiration of the hoi polloi of today's bodybuildng.

'n' sheit.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #10 on:** July 15, 2018, 06:16:30 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 14, 2018, 06:48:11 PM

I've actually dropped quite a few pounds in the past few months.

Go on with that

Marty Champions · « **Reply #11 on:** July 15, 2018, 08:06:14 AM »

sf tryin to make vince feel bad, u need a pic breh

TheFranchise · « **Reply #12 on:** July 15, 2018, 09:24:38 AM »

What was the reason or why did “Total Gym Inc” sent you a cease and desist letter? Were you not allowed to sell those machines?

Parker · « **Reply #13 on:** July 15, 2018, 09:32:57 AM »

Quote from: TheFranchise on July 15, 2018, 09:24:38 AM

What was the reason or why did “Total Gym Inc” sent you a cease and desist letter? Were you not allowed to sell those machines?

Take a wild guess why.

Tennisballz · « **Reply #14 on:** July 15, 2018, 10:46:17 AM »

Vince,

https://www.livestrong.com/article/335789-risks-of-having-a-bmi-above-30/

Kwon · « **Reply #15 on:** July 15, 2018, 11:02:37 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 14, 2018, 05:48:25 PM

Well, this is a somewhat sad day. I decided to donate the last Body Gym Elite Total Trainer Pilates I owned. I sold these awesome machines from 2005 until 2013 when the company shut down. In all, I prob sold close to 2000 of these bad boys. This particular one was also part of my arsenal in training for the 2009 NGA Night Of Champions as well. I had also modified this one to take Olympic Plates for some serious hack squats. The only thing I have left now is the manual and 2 cease and desist letters from Total Gym Inc. One last picture. My the new owner achieve their fitness goals

Where's that video you been mouthing about?

The one making you famous?

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #16 on:** July 15, 2018, 01:31:36 PM »

Quote from: TheFranchise on July 15, 2018, 09:24:38 AM

What was the reason or why did “Total Gym Inc” sent you a cease and desist letter? Were you not allowed to sell those machines?

We listed the machines on Ebay and they were deep throating Chuck Norris big time. Our machines were more durable, had more features and cost much less

TheFranchise · « **Reply #17 on:** July 15, 2018, 02:16:10 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 15, 2018, 01:31:36 PM

We listed the machines on Ebay and they were deep throating Chuck Norris big time. Our machines were more durable, had more features and cost much less

And I’m sure your machine was cheaper. I remember seeing those Total Gym machines at local sports good shops like “Dicks Sporting Goods” when I was a teenager and thinking they were ridiculously overpriced for what it had. Not to mention the attachments cost extra money.

Kahn.N.Singh · « **Reply #18 on:** July 15, 2018, 06:02:21 PM »

Vincenzo, the scrotum factotum (a ballsy jack-of-all-trades)

If there was such a thing as a Hebrew Slav, Vince looks the part: a Hebrewslovakian boiler technician named Stanislas Yablonsky Goodrumanoff.
Who keeps you warm on cold nights? Goodrumanoff, that's who.

The Scott · « **Reply #19 on:** July 15, 2018, 06:21:49 PM »

Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on July 15, 2018, 06:02:21 PM

Vincenzo, the scrotum factotum (a ballsy jack-of-all-trades)

If there was such a thing as a Hebrew Slav, Vince looks the part: a Hebrewslovakian boiler technician named Stanislas Yablonsky Goodrumanoff.
Who keeps you warm on cold nights? Goodrumanoff, that's who.

Superb!

Huzzah indeed, sir!

benchmstr · « **Reply #20 on:** July 15, 2018, 06:56:24 PM »

Did you “donate” it to a man at a highway rest stop who offered you devious sexual intercourse?

Bench