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Slapper

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Best way to do yard work (don't use chainsaws though):
« on: July 29, 2018, 01:33:10 PM »
Get drunk, go out and give Mother Nature and ass whoopin'.

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Zillotch

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Re: Best way to do yard work (don't use chainsaws though):
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2018, 01:48:35 PM »
Quote from: Slapper on July 29, 2018, 01:33:10 PM
Get drunk, go out and give Mother Nature and ass whoopin'.

that is often my protocol... beer and yard work r a marriage made in heaven, spark a joint as well and u will become a machine.
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Re: Best way to do yard work (don't use chainsaws though):
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2018, 01:52:13 PM »
you mexicans?
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Re: Best way to do yard work (don't use chainsaws though):
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2018, 02:20:18 PM »
Quote from: ratherbebig on July 29, 2018, 01:52:13 PM
you mexicans?

From the waist down.

Shit, wrong forum.
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Re: Best way to do yard work (don't use chainsaws though):
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2018, 02:04:20 PM »
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Re: Best way to do yard work (don't use chainsaws though):
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2018, 02:06:32 PM »
Top tip, Put a large sheet of visqueen down over the lawn and secure the edges with bricks then forget about that tiresome chore of cutting the grass ever again
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Re: Best way to do yard work (don't use chainsaws though):
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2018, 06:49:30 PM »
Quote from: Zillotch on July 29, 2018, 01:48:35 PM
that is often my protocol... beer and yard work r a marriage made in heaven, spark a joint as well and u will become a machine.

Definitely smoking a joint makes me work like a madman.working stoned is fucking wonderful.
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Re: Best way to do yard work (don't use chainsaws though):
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2018, 06:52:59 PM »
You guys are weird.  I don't get jack shit done unless I'm sober.
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Re: Best way to do yard work (don't use chainsaws though):
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2018, 06:57:56 PM »
Quote from: Zillotch on July 29, 2018, 01:48:35 PM
that is often my protocol... beer and yard work r a marriage made in heaven, spark a joint as well and u will become a machine.
Sobriety is necessary. So that one can curse the work that needs to be done, and appreciate the work that has been done.
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