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how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« on: August 06, 2018, 12:59:42 PM »
sf1900 (i think it was him) dude cant swim! HE CANNOT SWIM i mean what the fukk?

fortress has never been drunK! NEVER! again what the fukk?

this is the kind of nerdy shit you expect from harry potter reading nerds!

until you learn how to swim and learn how to drink, you shouldnt make another post! when 13 year olds have more life experience than you, youre doing it wrong!


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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2018, 01:03:48 PM »
this faggits keep telling us their life story, like we're interested and it all goes the same

never had a beer, never smoked, never done drugs, never had a swim, never been laid, never been out after 12 a clock at night, never cursed, never shoplifted, never been late to class, never had a fight, never this never that

ok so then what exactly have you been doing all those years ???

that's just weird UNNATURAL behaviour, it sure as hell isnt normal


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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2018, 01:10:07 PM »
Double post meltdown over something so trivial
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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2018, 01:12:50 PM »
Double post meltdown over something so trivial

its not trivial

drinking is an essential part of manhood and our culture.

a grown ass man who cannot swim? thats unheard of. unless you live in an african jungle. but sf1900 is not an african living in the jungle is he? so how come he cant swim? what else is he lacking? can he talk? count to 10? is he a total retard? what does it say about him and his upbringing? what kinda parents let a child grow up and not teach it how to swim?

what kinda man let a son grow up and not teach him how to drink?

these are DEEP issues, there's nothing trivial about it.

these are CHARACTER SHAPING, or lack of.

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2018, 01:21:55 PM »
alcohol is poison and should b avoided or ingested with extreme discipline, only cuz beer is magical.

I totally agree about the super annoying phaggot that cannot swim, tho lol

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2018, 01:26:20 PM »
“I FEEL BAD FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T DRINK. WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, THAT’S AS GOOD AS THEY’RE GOING TO FEEL ALL DAY.”


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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2018, 01:28:56 PM »
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”


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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2018, 01:29:46 PM »
“A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.”


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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2018, 01:32:27 PM »
“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”


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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2018, 01:35:39 PM »
“For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity or perception to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.”


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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2018, 01:35:59 PM »
OP sounds like he comes from a long line of alcoholics.

His interest in men posing on stage in thongs is how he demonstrates his manliness.

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2018, 01:37:14 PM »
OP getting so worked up about what other Getbiggers are or are not doing with their lives, is kind of gay.

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2018, 01:37:54 PM »
booze is perfectly capable of destroying anyones life... u have to b an imbecile to drink to excess  

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2018, 01:38:51 PM »
pot, on the other hand... is perfectly abusable.   

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2018, 01:40:59 PM »
lets take a look at people who does not drink and see what kinda people would make that list...

chris martin of coldplay, big surprise that faggit doesnt drink...

henry rollins... well of course he doesnt...

malcolm x

tom cruise

thats about it, the rest are recovering alcoholics and they would drink if they could

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2018, 01:44:00 PM »
"I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.”

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2018, 01:46:29 PM »
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”


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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2018, 01:49:20 PM »
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”



Googly eyed goofs like this need alcohol to have any chance of meeting women.

Real men act bashful and are at a loss for words around women, they don't need liquid courage.

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2018, 01:51:20 PM »
i dont see what women got to do with it

most gentlemen clubs doesnt even allow women as members.


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« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2018, 01:56:53 PM »
i dont see what women got to do with it

most gentlemen clubs doesnt even allow women as members.



The alcohol is making you confused. This isn't about women. Love them, leave them, I don't need them.

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2018, 01:59:08 PM »
what's worse?

1. being faggit

2. not drinking

3. not knowing how to swim

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2018, 02:20:57 PM »
Dumbest people of the 21st century

1. People who smoke cigarettes

2. People who can’t swim

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2018, 02:56:02 PM »
 ;D

"The only thing worse than a man who drinks, is a man who doesn't."  - I forget who..

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2018, 08:50:00 AM »
alcohol is poison and should b avoided or ingested with extreme discipline, only cuz beer is magical.

I totally agree about the super annoying phaggot that cannot swim, tho lol

Yes,this.

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Re: how come getbigs biggest loudmouths are the biggest nerds?
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2018, 08:54:28 AM »
“I FEEL BAD FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T DRINK. WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, THAT’S AS GOOD AS THEY’RE GOING TO FEEL ALL DAY.”



Drinking causes depressed mood after it wears off. Especially in an every day drinker eg.alcoholic.

Alcoholism deconstructs personality and weakens character.
OP is a schlong eater and I'll take Fortresses views over his any day.