Author Topic: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history (Read 3616 times)

Notomorrow · « **on:** August 19, 2018, 11:06:41 AM »

This shit is an Olympic sport now. You get disqualified if you run at any time...not allowed to go as fast as you can. The winner is the one with the discipline to keep walking instead of trying to race as fast as they can.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2018, 11:20:59 AM »

What about curling?

Fortress · « **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2018, 11:31:40 AM »

Shit’s about as gay as it, ahem, comes.

Can you imagine your son announcing his plan to join a competitive walking team.

Might as well pick him up some anal lube with the new walking shoes.

Parker · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2018, 11:35:00 AM »

A competitive walker can walk faster than an IFBB Pro bodybuilder can run.

IroNat · « **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2018, 11:45:28 AM »

Race-walking has been in the Olympics for a very long time.

Kwon · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2018, 11:52:45 AM »

One of them is quite beefy here

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2018, 12:02:31 PM »

It is, of course, a sport. Unlike bodybuilding.

Ted SuperSet · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2018, 12:24:54 PM »

Must be killing on the hips and knees no?

Kwon3 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2018, 02:18:40 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 19, 2018, 11:52:45 AM

One of them is quite beefy here

But that's not walking. It's jogging. Or did they make special rules for women like they do in almost every other event

jjfit · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2018, 02:21:15 PM »

What a joke. In 2020 Olympics they will have an effigy of Trump and see how far they can throw him.

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #10 on:** August 19, 2018, 04:16:22 PM »

Quote from: IroNat on August 19, 2018, 11:45:28 AM

Race-walking has been in the Olympics for a very long time.

None of the last 10 Mr.Olympia would be able to walk 30 km

Rambone · « **Reply #11 on:** August 19, 2018, 05:58:40 PM »

2ND COMING · « **Reply #12 on:** August 19, 2018, 06:32:34 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on August 19, 2018, 05:58:40 PM

Who the fuck is this and why is he runny like joe dirt?

Rambone · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2018, 04:28:31 AM »

Quote from: 2ND COMING on August 19, 2018, 06:32:34 PM

Who the fuck is this and why is he runny like joe dirt?

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2018, 04:41:02 AM »

Don't the elites of race walking walk at a 6 minute mile pace? That's 10 MPH. Turn your treadmill up to 10 MPH and see if you can run a mile.

Fortress · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2018, 07:09:13 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on August 19, 2018, 05:58:40 PM

King Tamali!

chrisbro · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2018, 07:18:55 AM »

chrisbro · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2018, 07:24:37 AM »

Poos his Shorts but sticks a sponge up his ass. hardcore dude

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2018, 08:00:07 AM »

Quote from: chrisbro on August 20, 2018, 07:24:37 AM

Poos his Shorts but sticks a sponge up his ass. hardcore dude

good god...the French. What more can they do to humiliate themselves on the world stage. Only 3 great men have ever been produced by France, Napoleon, Voltaire, and Pierre Woodman.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2018, 10:01:04 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on August 20, 2018, 04:28:31 AM

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AH......before I even saw the last .gif, the shitty arms gave the clues away.....I knew it was Queen Tamali

seCrawler · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2018, 10:08:49 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 19, 2018, 11:52:45 AM

One of them is quite beefy here

Do they have hip issues later on in life like Ronnie and Prince? It looks like great cardio.

Dan-O · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2018, 10:12:24 AM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on August 20, 2018, 10:01:04 AM

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AH......before I even saw the last .gif, the shitty arms gave the clues away.....I knew it was Queen Tamali

What's up with Tamali's quads? It looks like they tore off the bones and reattached further up his thighs.

Straw Man · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2018, 10:59:29 AM »

I can't believe no one has gotten around to posting this yet

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #23 on:** August 25, 2018, 03:06:41 AM »

Quote from: Voice of Doom on August 20, 2018, 08:00:07 AM

good god...the French. What more can they do to humiliate themselves on the world stage. Only 3 great men have ever been produced by France, Napoleon, Voltaire, and Pierre Woodman.

You forgot about Andre the Giant.

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #24 on:** August 25, 2018, 03:21:06 AM »

Quote from: Notomorrow on August 19, 2018, 11:06:41 AM

This shit is an Olympic sport now.

Olympic sport since 1904, inform yourself.

Author Topic: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history (Read 3616 times)

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