Author Topic: The perfect girlfriend? (Read 9668 times)

FitnessFrenzy · « **on:** August 23, 2018, 05:32:30 AM »

Here are two different types of women: Which one do you choose for girlfriend?

1:
10/10. Super hot in every way. A bit posh and expensive tastes. Sex is mediocre and she is very hard on your VISA card. Stuck up and no humour. She is however, a multi-millionaire.

2.
7/10. Nurse. 50k in student loans. Wild, great sex. Takes it up the poop chute and swallows your protein shots with pure lust.
Likes to joke around and watch ironmeister photoshops.

Which one do you choose?

Henda · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2018, 05:34:19 AM »

Number 2 as long as she cooks and cleans

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2018, 05:46:01 AM »

If I'm 50 or over and she's 25, I take number one .

WooOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

falco · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2018, 05:49:32 AM »

Why do you need a girlfriend?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2018, 06:11:44 AM »

Trick question. Odds are #1 has herpes. If she’s rich why the fuck is she draining your credit card?

Evo · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2018, 06:26:00 AM »

If #1 is a mulit millionaire why is she so hard on ones VISA?

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2018, 06:43:04 AM »

Easy, take # 1, get married, when you split, you get 1/2 while you bang other broads. N o brainer...

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2018, 06:43:31 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on August 23, 2018, 06:11:44 AM

Trick question. Odds are #1 has herpes. If she’s rich why the fuck is she draining your credit card?

no herpes, no STD. Pussy is clean like Basile's camera lens!

efirkey · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2018, 07:01:47 AM »

You need to go with the one who you will enjoy hanging with years from now. That is number 2. Money doesn't necessarily bring happiness and looks fade.

robcguns · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2018, 07:05:39 AM »

I’ll take the multi millionaire allday

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2018, 07:09:54 AM »

Quote from: robcguns on August 23, 2018, 07:05:39 AM

I’ll take the multi millionaire allday

well, lets hope you feel the same way when she slaps you across the face, when you aim your weiner for her poop chute!

Fortress · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2018, 07:23:07 AM »

Don’t want either.

First is a surefire recipe for personal ruin and I’m really not into butt sex. The fact she so happily does it means her rectum is likely blown out and she’s a slut.

robcguns · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2018, 07:24:50 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 23, 2018, 07:09:54 AM

well, lets hope you feel the same way when she slaps you across the face, when you aim your weiner for her poop chute!

Not into anal so I’m good haha

IroNat · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:00:32 AM »

#2 without question.

Kwon · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:12:01 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 23, 2018, 05:32:30 AM

Here are two different types of women: Which one do you choose for girlfriend?

1:
10/10. Super hot in every way. A bit posh and expensive tastes. Sex is mediocre and she is very hard on your VISA card. Stuck up and no humour. She is however, a multi-millionaire.

2.
7/10. Nurse. 50k in student loans. Wild, great sex. Takes it up the poop chute and swallows your protein shots with pure lust.
Likes to joke around and watch ironmeister photoshops.

Which one do you choose?

Why would nr 1 be hard on MY Visa when she is a multi-millionaire?

Typo?

#2 without Kwizatz Haderach/Queztion.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:20:58 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 23, 2018, 08:12:01 AM

Why would nr 1 be hard on MY Visa when she is a multi-millionaire?

Typo?

#2 without Kwizatz Haderach/Queztion.

no not a typo. She is this posh type (snobbish) types of woman who expects you to pay for all restaurant meals etc.

JAGO · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2018, 08:29:33 AM »

Problem with number 2 is you’re FAR from the first recipient of her efforts. Pig. And why is this multi millionaire using your broke asses visa?

J

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:32:08 AM »

Quote from: JAGO on August 23, 2018, 08:29:33 AM

Problem with number 2 is you’re FAR from the first recipient of her efforts. Pig. And why is this multi millionaire using your broke asses visa?

J

Haha, you know nothing about women.

Answer is candidate #2 over and over...

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:42:29 AM »

Quote from: robcguns on August 23, 2018, 07:24:50 AM

Not into anal so I’m good haha

Tennisballz · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:46:28 AM »

Would Pam from 'the office' be a good example of how #2 looks? If so, then definitely #2.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:47:13 AM »

Quote from: Tennisballz on August 23, 2018, 09:46:28 AM

Would Pam from 'the office' be a good example of how #2 looks? If so, then definitely #2.

I think she is a 6 or 7

Desolate · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:49:53 AM »

Does no 2 engage in analingus?

Disco187 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:54:18 AM »

Find the girl that . Can financially support herself and is laid back and doesn’t hassle you

In return do small thoughtful jesters that take minimal effort.

Example /mail a card from the dollar store to her job that says thinking of u or some shit like that.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2018, 09:56:14 AM »

Quote from: Desolate on August 23, 2018, 09:49:53 AM

Does no 2 engage in analingus?

yes, both ways (being licked and licking you)

Desolate · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2018, 10:47:19 AM »

Excellent.

I choose number 2.