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Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« on: August 23, 2018, 03:41:05 PM »
Craziness! Dave confirmed this was infact his offseason diet, 12,000 calories, can any Getbigger handle this diet for even one day?

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2018, 03:51:46 PM »
Didn’t Michael Phelps eat a similar amount of calories while swim training?

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2018, 03:53:11 PM »

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2018, 04:14:31 PM »


He’s the human version of the prank where snakes spring out of a can of peanuts


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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2018, 04:29:05 PM »

How could someone step onstage looking like that? :-[

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2018, 05:28:18 PM »
dave is awesome - watch his youtube channel (several videos) and you will get why I am huge fan of his

he said being 325lbs was brutal and miserable

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2018, 05:58:44 PM »
He is the perfect example of Palumboism.

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2018, 06:30:04 PM »
No wonder the guy has an ICD, shoulder replacements (at least one done so far), a knee hanging on by a thread ligament (six surgeries) and totally went off everything.

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2018, 06:44:17 PM »


Is this from the Miss Dairy Queen or the Mr. Krispy Kreme?  He looks like he's melting.  He's a former Skinny Minnie cross country runner. 

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2018, 06:57:00 PM »
Craziness! Dave confirmed this was infact his offseason diet, 12,000 calories, can any Getbigger handle this diet for even one day?

 Coronary issues.

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2018, 08:15:12 PM »
Didn’t Michael Phelps eat a similar amount of calories while swim training?

Completely natural too......

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2018, 08:18:49 PM »
I always liked Dave.......have met him often but that double biceps shot is just horrific
  Glad he got out of the game before he became a complete abomination.

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2018, 06:18:27 AM »
To keep with that diet for even three days would be a heroic feat.

The pyramid shits must have occurred several times each day.

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2018, 06:43:30 AM »
To keep with that diet for even three days would be a heroic feat.

The pyramid shits must have occurred several times each day.
imagine the shit you would take  :-X
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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2018, 07:04:50 AM »
That's about $40 a day, if you ran it cheaply. The real feat as mentioned, is keeping it all down. I doubt anyone has really done it day in, day out. These types of things usually wind up zig zagged. You eat 12,000 one day, feel like crap the next and eat 1000 - 1500, then the day after you eat normally, then you gear up to do it again.

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2018, 07:46:55 AM »
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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2018, 07:50:18 AM »
I always liked Dave.......have met him often but that double biceps shot is just horrific
  Glad he got out of the game before he became a complete abomination.


He's about 5'10" 190 lbs with shoes size 13, and head around 25 inches ...... not to mention He has hot dogs alike fingers .


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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2018, 07:57:03 AM »
Waking up twice in the middle of the night to consume food is ridiculous.  I don't believe a word of this shit.  If he ate this much, he couldn't have trained because he would be sitting on the toilet all day.

And what is the "white packet" of MetRx all about?  Were there different colors?

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2018, 07:59:18 AM »
Need pics of Palumbo's massive shats.


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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2018, 08:04:57 AM »
Waking up twice in the middle of the night to consume food is ridiculous.  I don't believe a word of this shit.  If he ate this much, he couldn't have trained because he would be sitting on the toilet all day.

And what is the "white packet" of MetRx all about?  Were there different colors?


Yes Met-RX had a white packet first then later introduced a black packet.  The black I believe had a little higher protein content and was more expensive.  Since Dave was sponsored by Met-RX they probably just gave him a boat load of white packets for free.

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2018, 08:09:12 AM »
Yes Met-RX had a white packet first then later introduced a black packet.  The black I believe had a little higher protein content and was more expensive.  Since Dave was sponsored by Met-RX they probably just gave him a boat load of white packets for free.

That's how I remember it too, I also remember them playing around with different sizes and mixes. EAS was a big fan of doing that with Myoplex also.

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2018, 10:05:17 AM »
No wonder the guy has an ICD, shoulder replacements (at least one done so far), a knee hanging on by a thread ligament (six surgeries) and totally went off everything.

Not one thread left in his waist, that's for sure.


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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2018, 10:10:51 AM »
dave is awesome - watch his youtube channel (several videos) and you will get why I am huge fan of his

he said being 325lbs was brutal and miserable
How could you think this guy is anything other than an idiot?

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2018, 10:36:12 AM »
That's about $40 a day, if you ran it cheaply. The real feat as mentioned, is keeping it all down. I doubt anyone has really done it day in, day out. These types of things usually wind up zig zagged. You eat 12,000 one day, feel like crap the next and eat 1000 - 1500, then the day after you eat normally, then you gear up to do it again.
Well Dave said he was sponsored by Metrx so that product was free, the solid food meals, eggs, oats, chicken, rice, and McDonald's are pretty cheap. Funny how he was saying he never missed a meal and often had trouble keeping the shakes that included the eggs down. He said if he threw up he would make another shake and try again, similar to what drinkers call "puking and rallying ."

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Re: Jumbo Palumbos offseason diet 12,000 calories
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2018, 10:49:58 AM »
Dave, in the late nineties, was gigantic. An absolute freak.

I attended with him a meeting in Vegas around this era, and, in shorts and a tank top, the guy was ridiculous. He was about 315-odd pounds and VERY lean.

Soon after, as we know, his body began to rebel.