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One of the wonderful ideas being tossed around is a Senior Citizens Board right here on GETBIG!!!!

Members like Stuntdriver, Wes, Primemuscle, Muscletech, etc. etc. can now have a forum all to themselves to discuss things that matter most to them!!!!

Topics they could discuss are as follows,

1. Driving

2. Loss of independence

3. Best Senior Discounted Coffee

4. Aging medicine: elixirs, stool softeners, saw palmetto, Horny Goat Weed, etc. etc.

5. Best Adult Diapers

6. Water aerobics.

7. Early Bird Dinner Menu's.

8. AARP

9. Assisted Living

10. Death



They no longer need to feel lonely and unwanted. They can now come to a place and call it their very own...with people just like them! As we get older, we forget all our passions for responsibility. We fear there is no time to change what has already been decided. It’s time to break that burden and rediscover our passions. However, in order to manifest this lifestyle, we need to be brave and courageous. You don’t need to be fearless; fear can be helpful but don’t let it keep you from living the joyous life you desire. Prepare yourself to be scared, prepare to be challenged, discovering a lifestyle that combines your passion and happiness is not an easy task. However, It’s always worth it. Life is short and miraculous. There’s so much possibility in your life just waiting to be discovered RIGHT HERE AT GETBIG!!!!!!





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Re: Great Idea #4: A GetBig Senior Citizens/Silver Sneakers Board!!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2018, 03:31:24 PM »
Goodmorrow I Am FALLSVIEW

One of the wonderful ideas being tossed around is a Senior Citizens Board right here on GETBIG!!!!

Members like Stuntdriver, Wes, Primemuscle, Muscletech, etc. etc. can now have a forum all to themselves to discuss things that matter most to them!!!!

Topics they could discuss are as follows,

1. Driving

2. Loss of independence

3. Best Senior Discounted Coffee

4. Aging medicine: elixirs, stool softeners, saw palmetto, Horny Goat Weed, etc. etc.

5. Best Adult Diapers

6. Water aerobics.

7. Early Bird Dinner Menu's.

8. AARP

9. Assisted Living

10. Death



They no longer need to feel lonely and unwanted. They can now come to a place and call it their very own...with people just like them! As we get older, we forget all our passions for responsibility. We fear there is no time to change what has already been decided. It’s time to break that burden and rediscover our passions. However, in order to manifest this lifestyle, we need to be brave and courageous. You don’t need to be fearless; fear can be helpful but don’t let it keep you from living the joyous life you desire. Prepare yourself to be scared, prepare to be challenged, discovering a lifestyle that combines your passion and happiness is not an easy task. However, It’s always worth it. Life is short and miraculous. There’s so much possibility in your life just waiting to be discovered RIGHT HERE AT GETBIG!!!!!!





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Re: Great Idea #4: A GetBig Senior Citizens/Silver Sneakers Board!!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2018, 04:57:45 PM »
You forgot incontinence and erectile dysfunction.

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Re: Great Idea #4: A GetBig Senior Citizens/Silver Sneakers Board!!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2018, 05:57:17 PM »
I`m in my prime fatass!   ;)

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Re: Great Idea #4: A GetBig Senior Citizens/Silver Sneakers Board!!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2018, 06:54:09 PM »
If stupid were an element, the Periodic Table would list it's name as "Fallsview".

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein


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Re: Great Idea #4: A GetBig Senior Citizens/Silver Sneakers Board!!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2018, 07:00:41 PM »
Worst and definitely the most unfunniest gimmick ever on the board.

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Re: Great Idea #4: A GetBig Senior Citizens/Silver Sneakers Board!!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2018, 07:18:53 PM »
Isn't OP well over 40?

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Re: Great Idea #4: A GetBig Senior Citizens/Silver Sneakers Board!!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2018, 07:21:15 PM »
Goodmorrow I Am Fallsivew!



Two crybabies in this thread. One with the name Scott and the other Wesley. The topic is hitting too close to home for both. We came up with an idea to help seniors explore other avenue's in their 4th quarter.

Both seem to be having a hard time dealing with their golden years. The sun is setting...fast and they are desperately trying to hold onto something that is now just a fading memory.

By being Fallsview I look for solutions. By putting a Senior/Silver Sneaker board on GetBig we give people like you guys a place where you can call home and feel comfortable. You won't be around younger kids trying to keep up with them while pulling a hammy or spraining a glute. You'll be around your own kind.  

Old men taking steroids are very different then the little kids that take them. Kids take steroids to prove something to someone else (most of the time) While old men take them to prove something to THEMSELVES.

Men in their late 50's and early 60's that cruise muscle boards looking for illegal drugs are really not the type of member we want on here. With that negative attitude you'll never Walk With Fallsview.





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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2018, 07:23:39 PM »
Goodmorrow I Am Fallsivew!



Two crybabies in this thread. One with the name Scott and the other Wesley. The topic is hitting too close to home for both. We came up with an idea to help seniors explore other avenue's in their 4th quarter.

Both seem to be having a hard time dealing with their golden years. The sun is setting...fast and they are desperately trying to hold onto something that is now just a fading memory.

By being Fallsview I look for solutions. By putting a Senior/Silver Sneaker board on GetBig we give people like you guys a place where you can call home and feel comfortable. You won't be around younger kids trying to keep up with them while pulling a hammy or spraining a glute. You'll be around your own kid.  

Old men taking steroids are very different then the little kids that take them. Kids take steroids to prove something to someone else (most of the time) While old men take them to prove something to THEMSELVES.

Men in their late 50's and early 60's that cruise muscle boards looking for illegal drugs are really not the type of member we want on here. With that negative attitude you'll never Walk With Fallsview.





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Typist.

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Re: Great Idea #4: A GetBig Senior Citizens/Silver Sneakers Board!!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2018, 07:47:07 PM »
Men in their late 50's and early 60's that cruise muscle boards looking for illegal drugs are really not the type of member we want on here. With that negative attitude you'll never Walk With Fallsview.
This is the only warning Alex gives to people before things become a lot more serious. I suggest you boys take the hint and laugh this thread off or who knows how harmonious the rest of your stay here will be.

I'm not even kidding right now.

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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2018, 08:02:09 PM »
This is the only warning Alex gives to people before things become a lot more serious. I suggest you boys take the hint and laugh this thread off or who knows how harmonious the rest of your stay here will be.

I'm not even kidding right now.

I do believe that Marcus Aurelius spoke of one of the earlier appearance of this "Fallsview" when he said, "It is not falls that a man should fear but rather the view from below as it begins to rise to meet him."

Martin Luther the King said of an obvious vision, nay...an epiphany starring "Fallsview", "I have been to the mountain top and the view of the falls is skeery."

When questioned about whether or not she had dated "Fallsview" and the rumors of a new autobiographical song about their torrid relationship was in the works, Taylor Swift said, "Fuck no. I don't do guys that publicly state they're ambisextrous."

Given that both Marcus Arelius and Martin Luther the King are  deceased but Taylor Swift is still with us, I think you may be on to something.  Nah.  Fallsview is a typist, albeit a self-professed ambisextrous one.




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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2018, 08:20:41 PM »
I do believe that Marcus Aurelius spoke of one of the earlier appearance of this "Fallsview" when he said, "It is not falls that a man should fear but rather the view from below as it begins to rise to meet him."

Martin Luther the King said of an obvious vision, nay...an epiphany starring "Fallsview", "I have been to the mountain top and the view of the falls is skeery."

When questioned about whether or not she had dated "Fallsview" and the rumors of a new autobiographical song about their torrid relationship was in the works, Taylor Swift said, "Fuck no. I don't do guys that publicly state they're amibisextrous."

Given that both Marcus Arelius and Martin Luther the King are  deceased but Taylor Swift is still with us, I think you may be on to something.  Nah.  Fallsview is a typist, albeit a self-professed ambisextrous one.




I could relate a story about handling rattlesnakes but I think my original post pretty much covered it.

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Re: Great Idea #4: A GetBig Senior Citizens/Silver Sneakers Board!!!!
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2018, 09:32:28 PM »
Goodmorrow I Am Fallsivew!



Two crybabies in this thread. One with the name Scott and the other Wesley. The topic is hitting too close to home for both. We came up with an idea to help seniors explore other avenue's in their 4th quarter.

Both seem to be having a hard time dealing with their golden years. The sun is setting...fast and they are desperately trying to hold onto something that is now just a fading memory.

By being Fallsview I look for solutions. By putting a Senior/Silver Sneaker board on GetBig we give people like you guys a place where you can call home and feel comfortable. You won't be around younger kids trying to keep up with them while pulling a hammy or spraining a glute. You'll be around your own kind. 

Old men taking steroids are very different then the little kids that take them. Kids take steroids to prove something to someone else (most of the time) While old men take them to prove something to THEMSELVES.

Men in their late 50's and early 60's that cruise muscle boards looking for illegal drugs are really not the type of member we want on here. With that negative attitude you'll never Walk With Fallsview.





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Go suck a dick you overinflated windbag.

I have no clue how some folks here consider, or have ever considered you an asset to the board/............... nevermind the nitwits who have given you legend status here.

Completely pitiful fits you very well as your new monicker.  :(

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Re: Great Idea #4: A GetBig Senior Citizens/Silver Sneakers Board!!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2018, 02:13:17 AM »
Ballspew, how old does one have to be, to be on that board?
Im I old enough at age 52? I can be a mod...

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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2018, 04:21:19 AM »
Ballspew, how old does one have to be, to be on that board?
Im I old enough at age 52? I can be a mod...

You must qualify for free gym membership at any one of 22,000 gyms and fitness centers nationwide.


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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2018, 05:14:40 AM »
You must qualify for free gym membership at any one of 22,000 gyms and fitness centers nationwide.



22 000 gyms without biceps suppinator machinery,  :'( :'( :'(


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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2018, 06:05:06 AM »
Please add "prostate enlargement" to the list.

I will try to think of more to help.

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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2018, 02:35:44 PM »
Please add "prostate enlargement" to the list.

I will try to think of more to help.


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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2018, 02:56:09 PM »
Please add "prostate enlargement" to the list.

I will try to think of more to help.

Nice job IroNat and IRON CROSS....You know what they say...If you're not part of the solution...you are part of the problem-Steve Brisbois when Momo Died.


Wes needs to realize and stop being a grumpy old man that we are here to Celebrate...not hate.

Wes, we are collecting funds to send you a case of Super Polident.




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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2018, 03:13:18 PM »



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Re: Great Idea #4: A GetBig Senior Citizens/Silver Sneakers Board!!!!
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2018, 03:59:17 PM »
Will this new board have a sub board for all the pervo-oldsters? Or will this be a more Gen. Population type of thing?

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« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2018, 04:14:05 PM »
Will this new board have a sub board for all the pervo-oldsters? Or will this be a more Gen. Population type of thing?
I think it's implied that the proposed seniors' board is intended not just for old men who want anabolic steroids but who also bear some repugnant personality traits that are an aggravating variable in this forum, one of which is an incorrigible thirst for perverted proclivities, Tony.

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« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2018, 07:48:09 AM »
I think it's implied that the proposed seniors' board is intended not just for old men who want anabolic steroids but who also bear some repugnant personality traits that are an aggravating variable in this forum, one of which is an incorrigible thirst for perverted proclivities, Tony.

 Appreciate the clarification K3, I had been hopeful that today was finally THE day for a real rain to come and wash all this scum off the streets, wishful thinking on my part I'm afraid

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« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2018, 09:00:15 AM »
A Grass stained-Sneakers Board is needed as well.
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« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2018, 10:31:58 AM »
Only difference is the older generation is the first to be so much richer culturally than young people now...even young people hate their culture..Top music acts are all teen, Baby Ariel...empty whack tunes...I see tons of kids wearing classic rock shit from 70s..even teens would rather Led Zepplin to their manufactured cultures crap...look at piercings and tattooes...was an original 70s punk movement..now again stands for nothing as every 16 year old girl goes to the mall and gets a butterfly tattoo....

Like Rock? Better in 70s.

Like rap?...Tupac, biggie..even Run dmc..all better than "up in da club" bullshit now.

Movies? Come on..Godfather, Rocky, Back to the future....They are STILL making sequels of movies middle aged people grew up with...beacuse youth culture is so empty now.

Literature? Art? Hunter S Thompson...post modernism...on and on..late 70s especially..

Bodybuilding was unique and new...Pumping iron released...now sucks..

Kids grow up on the internet and video games now so they have lost individual, creative ability.

They just follow...They wish they were part of a unique, creative time..whether 60's, 70's or any other generation than this dull, corporate owned wasteland of youth culture

Old people are the cool ones now...Its youth that are dull, empty and looking for meaning.