I know it will sound obvious, but I am really glad of the scrutiny being placed on what is a serious situation in South Africa.
Conkers. Fuck you. Come speak to any of the ndunas or gogos from the generation that grew up in apartheid, they literally would prefer it to the power and water cuts, as well as the escalated unemployment and violence, as well as corruption.
Don't even think to draw conclusions avout myself and my upbriniging. My father was chairman of the local council on behalf of the DA for 1st term, and independent for 2nd. He went independent as everyone was corrupt. He also was called twinkle toes by the lady ANC councillors, who used to line up to dance with my father, literally. He also had an MBE, an OBE, and raised us to perceive and react to racism. As I do now.
Nothing helps like a little perspective. So, these SA government derived replies to the issue have moral and logical base. OK, SA has a GDP lower than fucking Missouri (yes, it's true, I looked it up, them compared GDP and GDP per capita for the entire states and california. Perspective for me). What would the consensus be if one of many Missouri officials was involved in the follwing quote:
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Why did Joseph Nkosi, the South African ambassador to Venezuela, threaten the United States with military action?
It’s the perfect example of ‘think before you speak’. In a bizarre show of pseudo bravado and nationalist companionship, Nkosi offered up the services of the South African National Defence Force (SANDF) to help an embattled Venezuelan government.
The Venezuelan government has been having a torrid time quelling public dissent resulting from a dire financial crisis. The country is experiencing a currency meltdown, compacted by nationwide protests, water shortages and a collapse of its healthcare sector.
Nkosi threatens the US with South Africa’s military might
The turmoil in Venezuela cannot be understated, but why Nkosi launched a tirade against America is still up for debate.
Whatever the reason; for Nkosi to rope South Africa into a South American conflict is irresponsible, to say the least.
Venezuelan publisher, El Carabobeńo, reported on Nkosi’s bizarre and reckless statements, made during a diplomatic event to honour former President Nelson Mandela.
Nkosi cited economic blockades as a justifiable reason for military retaliation against the US, saying:
“We have always fought against this blockade. We are going to support them, we are not going to let them die alone. If it is necessary that we bring our soldiers to fight against the Americans we will do it, we cannot allow ourselves to be dominated by the American administration.”
The overeager ambassador didn’t stop there, although he should have – Nkosi went on to threaten US dominance, saying:
“The days of the US dominating the world are numbered”
Let’s be honest here: US President Donald Trump probably didn’t bat an eyelid at Nkosi’s threats. It’s doubtful the US president even took his utterances seriously – if indeed he is even aware of them.
Trump definitely did not tremble at the prospect of encountering the South African National Defence Force on the battlefield.
Nkosi withdraws statements and apologises
Nkosi threw the SANDF under the proverbial bus, without consultation, and without care.
Luckily for South Africa, and its army, Nkosi withdrew his courteous offer of troops.
Daily Maverick report that Ndivhuwo Mabaya, spokesperson for International Relations and Co-operation Minister Lindiwe Sisulu, confirmed the diplomat’s retraction and apology.
According to Mabaya, Nkosi received a stern talking to from the South African Director General, saying:
“It is not government policy. The DG (Director-General of International Relations and Co-operation Kgabo Mahoai) wrote to him that it cannot be done.”
So, fortunately, war with the United States has been averted.
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Try understand loud and crazy for a bit.