if you get dropped off on my street in a leafy suburb of n london i'll kick your ass up one side of the road and down the other for good measure. all the white SAs i've met are complete pussy boys.
Conkers, you are an untraveled, ignorant dickhead. Your "leafy suburb in N London" . Oh god yes, I remember during my 4 years studying at LMU and living in the Finsbury estate, and later at the irish pub in Holloway rd, was just so worrying. The entire time I was afraid that my grammar would deteriorate into a copy of the shit I heard you and your mates speaking on the streets, and that I would walk as if I had never washed my balls. Your neighborhood is very, very tame. Please compare violent crime stats of Finsbury UK, to Hillbrow, RSA, where I worked for the last two years.
That literally as if someone had typed the following message to me: "you better watch out, cos when I wear the "my little pony" gloves, you are in my world'. It's not even a case of opinions, tuff steppa, look at the fucking stats. What you think is ruff yeh, is really , really not.
I've lived there Conker, you are so full of shit. I walked in your neighborhood and didn't have a care. I used to shit myself every time it began to get dark in Hillbrow.
BTW, do you literally kick people during combat? Are you a taekwondo or wushu dude? Please explain the approach that you would employ using only your feet as you pummeled me in your locale? I ask as I have never been quick enough to actually use a kick in a real fight, and am interested in how it's done.