Rude ugly fat woman ruins workday

[Henda]

Yesterday at work while collecting materials decide to collect a missed parcel from the post office as it had sat there a few weeks, the office only has 5 parking spaces and the only one free was a disabled one so had to do a navy mike and use it but it takes less than a minute to get the parcel and left my workmate with the keys and said to move the van if anyone needs the space.

After collecting parcel just about to enter the van and this 300lbs sack or utter shit is waddling along the path and she angrily says “you shouldn’t be parked there” I nicely explain how I was only a minute and had told my workmate to move the van if needed and the fat horrible bag of shit cuts me off and shouted “fuck off” in a horrible deep long and exaggerated manner, this enraged me and tell her to go and fuck herself and that she is a horrible fat stinking cunt and she just waddles off I get in the van but was unsatisfied so decide to open the door again to shout how she is a disgustingly ugly obese piece of shit which again she ignores.

Trouble is had to spend the rest of the day wound up and it ruined an otherwise enjoyable work day while that fat bitch probably just went home and stuffed her fat face and watched Jeremy Kyle without a care in the world, really wish the watering can we use to piss in was full and had emptied it over the fucking disgusting slob.

Reassured me that hatred towards the obese is fully justified

[Powerlift66]

God forbid the fat koont has to walk a few feet and burn a calorie...

[Parker]

Yesterday at work while collecting materials decide to collect a missed parcel from the post office as it had sat there a few weeks, the office only has 5 parking spaces and the only one free was a disabled one so had to do a navy mike and use it but it takes less than a minute to get the parcel and left my workmate with the keys and said to move the van if anyone needs the space.

After collecting parcel just about to enter the van and this 300lbs sack or utter shit is waddling along the path and she angrily says “you shouldn’t be parked there” I nicely explain how I was only a minute and had told my workmate to move the van if needed and the fat horrible bag of shit cuts me off and shouted “fuck off” in a horrible deep long and exaggerated manner, this enraged me and tell her to go and fuck herself and that she is a horrible fat stinking cunt and she just waddles off I get in the van but was unsatisfied so decide to open the door again to shout how she is a disgustingly ugly obese piece of shit which again she ignores.

Trouble is had to spend the rest of the day wound up and it ruined an otherwise enjoyable work day while that fat bitch probably just went home and stuffed her fat face and watched Jeremy Kyle without a care in the world, really wish the watering can we use to piss in was full and had emptied it over the fucking disgusting slob.

Reassured me that hatred towards the obese is fully justified

This shouldn’t have wound you up. Unless it was because you really were in the wrong, and the “wrong” person called you on it.

[OlympiaGym]

Henda is one of the best posters on GB. Very underrated.

[Rascal full]

Yesterday at work while collecting materials decide to collect a missed parcel from the post office as it had sat there a few weeks, the office only has 5 parking spaces and the only one free was a disabled one so had to do a navy mike and use it but it takes less than a minute to get the parcel and left my workmate with the keys and said to move the van if anyone needs the space.

After collecting parcel just about to enter the van and this 300lbs sack or utter shit is waddling along the path and she angrily says “you shouldn’t be parked there” I nicely explain how I was only a minute and had told my workmate to move the van if needed and the fat horrible bag of shit cuts me off and shouted “fuck off” in a horrible deep long and exaggerated manner, this enraged me and tell her to go and fuck herself and that she is a horrible fat stinking cunt and she just waddles off I get in the van but was unsatisfied so decide to open the door again to shout how she is a disgustingly ugly obese piece of shit which again she ignores.

Trouble is had to spend the rest of the day wound up and it ruined an otherwise enjoyable work day while that fat bitch probably just went home and stuffed her fat face and watched Jeremy Kyle without a care in the world, really wish the watering can we use to piss in was full and had emptied it over the fucking disgusting slob.

Reassured me that hatred towards the obese is fully justified

Sorry the ignorant fucker ruined your day but at least you told her what you think and unloaded on the fat piece of shite. Worst thing is when you bite your tongue and then spend all day rehearsing in your head what you should have said and kicking yourself for not doing it!

[Agnostic007]

because a disabled person in a car will always knock on the window and let you know they need the space  I side with the bodyfat challenged woman on this

[calfzilla]

I’m torn on this one.

OP should not have parked in the disabled space, even for a minute.

However, the fat pig would be better off doing a bit of walking. Doctors give out “disabled” parking stickers far too easily. (Navy mike anyone?) It sickens me seeing clearly able bodied, but fat fuck, people abusing these stickers. They need to narrow down the criteria to severe disabilities like paralysis or amputees.

If you’re a fatso swine the extra 20 feet of walking will do you some good!

Just another example of generation nothingness idiocracy.

[Henda]

God forbid the fat koont has to walk a few feet and burn a calorie...

Haha exactly mate, the calories burned walking a few extra feet won’t put much of a dent in her 12000+ daily

This shouldn’t have wound you up. Unless it was because you really were in the wrong, and the “wrong” person called you on it.

So an ugly fat woman who is already a disgusting eyesore talking over you telling you to fuck off while you are making your point speaking in a normal tone wouldn’t piss you off regardless of who was in the wrong?

Henda is one of the best posters on GB. Very underrated.

Haha thank you mate

Sorry the ignorant fucker ruined your day but at least you told her what you think and unloaded on the fat piece of shite. Worst thing is when you bite your tongue and then spend all day rehearsing in your head what you should have said and kicking yourself for not doing it!

Haha you are right mate had I bit my tongue (almost impossible for me to do to be honest) I’d be struggling to sleep at night for at least the next week.

because a disabled person in a car will always knock on the window and let you know they need the space   I side with the bodyfat challenged woman on this

Yes valid point, we have a badge scheme over here, when I left my mate the van keys and said move it if needed i assumed he had the sense to see if any car with a blue badge pulled up. Her point was valid it was her disgusting fat fuck attitude that was the problem, plus I assume she just wanted the space, she had no obvious disability other than morbid obesity

[oldtimer1]

Tired of fat people getting handicapped plates and scooters in stores when they are responsible for their infirmity. They get to the point where they have diabetes, heart disease and joint issues. Then they gain even more weight because they can barely walk.  They are handicapped because of their laziness. Have you've seen a person park in a handicapped space then walk faster than you to the store then get in a scooter?  If they get a bad battery they sit in the scooter like they are paralyzed yelling for help. If help doesn't come fast enough they stand up and walk back to where the scooters are kept and get a new one.

[denarii]

could have gone much worse.

she could have charged you then face sat you until the cops show up

or she could have put her hands down her hands, taken a greasy food laden stinking dump and then flung it at you. before then face sitting you.

[Thin Lizzy]

You would have thought that with the election of Donald Trump, the fat acceptance movement would’ve ended, but I still see a lot of fat chicks walking around like they’re sexy and running their mouths as though anybody is going to indulge their absurd opinions.

[Agnostic007]

I’m torn on this one.

OP should not have parked in the disabled space, even for a minute.

However, the fat pig would be better off doing a bit of walking. Doctors give out “disabled” parking stickers far too easily. (Navy mike anyone?) It sickens me seeing clearly able bodied, but fat fuck, people abusing these stickers. They need to narrow down the criteria to severe disabilities like paralysis or amputees.

If you’re a fatso swine the extra 20 feet of walking will do you some good!

Just another example of generation nothingness idiocracy.

I think we are making an assumption she needed the space for herself. She could have just been pissed in general that an able bodied person would use the time worn excuse "It was just  a minute" to take up the  handicap space

[Henda]

I’m torn on this one.

OP should not have parked in the disabled space, even for a minute.

However, the fat pig would be better off doing a bit of walking. Doctors give out “disabled” parking stickers far too easily. (Navy mike anyone?) It sickens me seeing clearly able bodied, but fat fuck, people abusing these stickers. They need to narrow down the criteria to severe disabilities like paralysis or amputees.

If you’re a fatso swine the extra 20 feet of walking will do you some good!

Just another example of generation nothingness idiocracy.

Exactly, fat people should be forced to park furthest away from the store not given ready access to parking right at the door, as well as sent the full bill for any medical treatment they receive for any ailment that has the slightest chance of being related to obesity (talking uk here where medical treatment is free).

[Henda]

Here's what really went down:

Saw a BMC approved PAWG with a 54" ass come waddling by.
I tried to get her to come into the back of my van for a quicky.
She told me to " Fuk off" , so I tried to run her over...and missed.

The end.

Haha even bmc wouldn’t look twice at this big walking barrel of shit mate

[Fortress]

Fat, smelly beast women shouldn’t be allowed out in public during business hours. And only in short increments all other times.

Like, be required to wear, visibly, their allotted time, so everyone can see if they’re outside their window to buy Fritos and such.

[Eulogy]

Yesterday at work while collecting materials decide to collect a missed parcel from the post office as it had sat there a few weeks, the office only has 5 parking spaces and the only one free was a disabled one so had to do a navy mike and use it but it takes less than a minute to get the parcel and left my workmate with the keys and said to move the van if anyone needs the space.

Now that is gold, just gold. 

[FREAKgeek]

What was her handicap? Adipose tissue?

[illuminati]

Tired of fat people getting handicapped plates and scooters in stores when they are responsible for their infirmity. They get to the point where they have diabetes, heart disease and joint issues. Then they gain even more weight because they can barely walk.  They are handicapped because of their laziness. Have you've seen a person park in a handicapped space then walk faster than you to the store then get in a scooter?  If they get a bad battery they sit in the scooter like they are paralyzed yelling for help. If help doesn't come fast enough they stand up and walk back to where the scooters are kept and get a new one.

This x2
Spot on oldtimer
Boils me seeing these obese blancmanges sitting in these damn scooters
Turf the fat fuckers out & make them walk or crawl to the shops etc
That’ll help them lose some lard.

[Parker]

So an ugly fat woman who is already a disgusting eyesore talking over you telling you to fuck off while you are making your point speaking in a normal tone wouldn’t piss you off regardless of who was in the wrong?

No, for you are a getbigger. And as such, you cannot allow such a person get under your skin. You became one of the flotsam.

[Thin Lizzy]

Fat, smelly beast women shouldn’t be allowed out in public during business hours. And only in short increments all other times.

Like, be required to wear, visibly, their allotted time, so everyone can see if they’re outside their window to buy Fritos and such.

They’re simply unsanitary. There’s no way they can wipe their asses thoroughly.

[Irongrip400]

Dude, you are one of my favorite posters and would have no issue having many beers with you, but you were in the wrong here.  Not because the fat bitch couldn't use the space, as I believe being a fat ass slob is not a handicap, but because you parked there in the first place.  I'd have had my mate jump in the driver seat and just either double park behind someone or circle the parking lot.

That said, being a no self control having fat ass is not a handicap.  They should tow their fucking cars.  It should only be reserved for those in wheel chairs or crutches of some sort, things like that.


Henda, I still like you though dude, keep em coming.

[chaos]

You let a fat chick ruin your day. PWNED

[oldtimer1]

This x2
Spot on oldtimer
Boils me seeing these obese blancmanges sitting in these damn scooters
Turf the fat fuckers out & make them walk or crawl to the shops etc
That’ll help them lose some lard.

Having wrote what I did I would never park in a handicap spot not even for a second in case a real handicapped person needed it. By my bank they have fuel efficient car parking in the front. I park there all the time. They never have a miles per gallon on the sign so I park in the spot.

[calfzilla]

What’s up with the mall having close parking for young families 

How cucked is that?

[Agnostic007]

Having wrote what I did I would never park in a handicap spot not even for a second in case a real handicapped person needed it. By my bank they have fuel efficient car parking in the front. I park there all the time. They never have a miles per gallon on the sign so I park in the spot.

you gotta decide what is really worth it. I park in "Cashier of the month" spots on a regular basis