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URGENT!
« on: September 12, 2018, 08:54:45 AM »
I just took a dump that was liken to a paint can!

The dilemma...other than the psychical trauma

When is a deuce big enough to be deemed offensive and considered rape?

Should I speak to a councilor?

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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2018, 08:55:41 AM »
Did dearth wave hello back to you from the toilet bowl before you flushed?
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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2018, 09:06:40 AM »
Quote from: Kwon3 on September 12, 2018, 08:55:41 AM
Did dearth wave hello back to you from the toilet bowl before you flushed?
Well, to be honest I was a bit delirious from the blood loss of this beast and ended up etching a smiley face in it with a toothpick...it became my best friend for at least half an hour...it made a bold prediction that mike o’hearn is NOT in fact natural, and that Louie Simmons is full of shit

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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2018, 09:22:07 AM »
Quote from: benchmstr on September 12, 2018, 08:54:45 AM
I just took a dump that was liken to a paint can!

The dilemma...other than the psychical trauma

When is a deuce big enough to be deemed offensive and considered rape?

Should I speak to a councilor?

Bench
The real question is whos been back ending you to be able to push out a shit the size of a paint can  ??? :-X
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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2018, 09:23:47 AM »
Need pics.
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benchmstr

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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2018, 09:28:45 AM »
Quote from: dan18 on September 12, 2018, 09:22:07 AM
The real question is whos been back ending you to be able to push out a shit the size of a paint can  ??? :-X
It was definitely a force fit...almost needed a c-section

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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2018, 09:30:38 AM »
worse than a herpes thread.
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benchmstr

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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2018, 09:33:51 AM »
Quote from: Zillotch on September 12, 2018, 09:30:38 AM
worse than a herpes thread.
Really just a test to see the limits of the mods deleting capabilities

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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2018, 09:36:25 AM »
Quote from: benchmstr on September 12, 2018, 08:54:45 AM
I just took a dump that was liken to a paint can!

The dilemma...other than the psychical trauma

When is a deuce big enough to be deemed offensive and considered rape?

Should I speak to a councilor?

Bench

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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2018, 10:53:02 AM »
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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2018, 12:40:50 PM »
I’ve gone thru weeks of giant dumps,and I mean giant.i have to stand up to get rid of it cause they are like 30” long and 9” around.They hurt like hell and cause some tearing.Doctor didn’t believe me so I took pics and showed him and he was amazed and directed me to a gastro who said no big deal after having a colonoscopy.
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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2018, 12:41:38 PM »
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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2018, 12:47:19 PM »
Quote from: Kwon3 on September 12, 2018, 08:55:41 AM
Did dearth wave hello back to you from the toilet bowl before you flushed?

I missed this post,that was fucking great.
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Re: URGENT!
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2018, 02:24:23 PM »
You're Good
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