LOL - WillGrant

[Kwon3]

Inspired by nr 5 from another thread!

That ass is incredible. Truly exceptional and nicer in a pair of jeans.

But Karen's face is the best looking face on getbig. Then again, she's also the only woman here besides Princess L, whose face we've never seen and is very likely less attractive, so the bar wasn't exactly high to begin with. On the other hand, she has an Australian accent. So there's that.

[Kwon]

That ass is incredible. Truly exceptional and nicer in a pair of jeans.

But Karen's face is the best looking face on getbig. Then again, she's also the only woman here besides Princess L, whose face we've never seen and is very likely less attractive, so the bar wasn't exactly high to begin with. On the other hand, she has an Australian accent. So there's that.

Young Karen's face on that nr 5 body in that other thread!


That's something!

[Kwon3]

The slim and busty version

Good to know she's figured out the standard signal for a man to tonguejack her flesh basket.

[Fortress]

I forgot how old Booty said she was, but she really is an extremely attractive woman?

Why you asking? Do you find her attractive or not? 

[Fortress]

I will be 49 in two months. Yes you do want to read my posts or you wouldn’t keep trying to bait me to post.

I’ll be 49 in four. We’re meant to be, my tasty treat from Down Under.

[Kwon3]

I’ll be 49 in four. We’re meant to be, my tasty treat from Down Under.

Once she sees what blacks and muslims are doing to Canada, she'll embrace your racism as well.

[Fortress]

Once she sees what blacks and muslims are doing to Canada, she'll embrace your racism as well.

She’ll enjoy my quick wit, great strength and romantic mumblings into her ears. We can listen to metal, hit the gym and then enjoy lasagna and a movie.

We can hold hands as we walk through freshly-fallen Fall leaves and grab some hot chocolate from Tim’s.

[Kwon3]

She’ll enjoy my quick wit, great strength and romantic mumblings into her ears. We can listen to metal, hit the gym and then enjoy lasagna and a movie.

We can hold hands as we walk through freshly-fallen Fall leaves and grab some hot chocolate from Tim’s.

Solid plan. It'll almost feel weird for her to date a man who isn't a drug addict, a pimp, a g4p thong warrior or a tattoo-covered biker.

[booty]

That ass is incredible. Truly exceptional and nicer in a pair of jeans.

But Karen's face is the best looking face on getbig. Then again, she's also the only woman here besides Princess L, whose face we've never seen and is very likely less attractive, so the bar wasn't exactly high to begin with. On the other hand, she has an Australian accent. So there's that.

The fact that I have the personality, wit and thick skin to be able to post here also speaks volumes.

[booty]

Solid plan. It'll almost feel weird for her to date a man who isn't a drug addict, a pimp, a g4p thong warrior or a tattoo-covered biker.

Sounds like mental illness. You know I feel I have matured. I want a man who is balanced, works out but isn’t on enormous amounts of drugs and has a gh gut. Therefore I don’t want any Mr O contenders.

[Kwon3]

The fact that I have the personality, wit and thick skin to be able to post here also speaks volumes.

Absolutely. It's not lost on us that you have a thick carapace and resilient nature.

Like you said, this site has no estrogen. It's a morass of testosterone-fueled arguments, verbal violence, ferocious competition for the last reply, pedantic (almost OCD) hair-splitting about the smallest of details about this or that bodybuilder or political movement or whatever subject you want, and a nest of cynicism and negativity all welded together by scarcely-concealed racial hatred.

So, yeah, I can see why girls don't come around.

[Parker]

The fact that I have the personality, wit and thick skin to be able to post here also speaks volumes.

And that the love of your life, Groink has been lost to addiction. Why you two never admitted your ongoing love affair, is beyond me.

[booty]

Absolutely. It's not lost on us that you have a thick carapace and resilient nature.

Like you said, this site has no estrogen. It's a morass of testosterone-fueled arguments, verbal violence, ferocious competition for the last reply, pedantic (almost OCD) hair-splitting about the smallest of details about this or that bodybuilder or political movement or whatever subject you want, and a nest of cynicism and negativity all welded together by scarcely-concealed racial hatred.

So, yeah, I can see why girls don't come around.

Yes you described the thunderdome to a T.

[Kwon3]

And that the love of your life, Groink has been lost to addiction. Why you two never admitted your ongoing love affair, is beyond me.

oh yeah, I remember that. He used to hit on her relentlessly and she didn't almost say no.

Yes you described the thunderdome to a T.

It was once. But now it's more of a stagnant swamp for middle aged men to complain about how the world around them is disintegrating and black people.

[Fortress]

Sounds like mental illness. You know I feel I have matured. I want a man who is balanced, works out but isn’t on enormous amounts of drugs and has a gh gut. Therefore I don’t want any Mr O contenders.

Booty, you suggesting my approach to romance is mental illness?

I’m not on any performance-enhancing drugs nor do I have a GH gut. Bit of a power belly, sure.

I thought you’d at least reply in kind to my overtures.

 

[booty]

And that the love of your life, Groink has been lost to addiction. Why you two never admitted your ongoing love affair, is beyond me.

I never liked him from day one and saw right through him. And I am not someone who can fake how I feel so he knew and didn’t like me also. Despite this I am saddened that he spiralled into drug addiction. I don’t wish that on anyone. Hopefully he gets his shit together and never touches drugs again.

[Kwon3]

Booty, you suggesting my approach to romance is mental illness?

I’m not on any performance-enhancing drugs nor do I have a GH gut. Bit of a power belly, sure.

I thought you’d at least reply in kind to my overtures.

 

She's notoriously resistant to advances from men from getbig for some reason. Almost like she sees the men here as potential brothers or guy friends. Which is nice and all, but no man ever wants either of those honorariums on his resume.

I suspect in real life, at an expo or other industry event, she'd be more amenable to the kind of proposals you put out. I really do think you two would hit it off for a minimum of one night, and the rest would need to go from there. But the logistics seem impassable so it might remain theoretical.

[Kwon3]

I never liked him from day one and saw right through him. And I am not someone who can fake how I feel so he knew and didn’t like me also. Despite this I am saddened that he spiralled into drug addiction. I don’t wish that on anyone. Hopefully he gets his shit together and never touches drugs again.

It's not so much drug addiction as habitual theft and shoplifting. He's turned into a petty criminal, not a major meth or crack abuser. That's not his style.

He liked you, no worries. But liking and liking without being an obnoxious prick are two separate things. The guy had the humility of a vintage Aston Martin with 19" arms welded to the frame.

[Fortress]

She's notoriously resistant to advances from men from getbig for some reason. Almost like she sees the men here as potential brothers or guy friends. Which is nice and all, but no man ever wants either of those honorariums on his resume.

I suspect in real life, at an expo or other industry event, she'd be more amenable to the kind of proposals you put out. I really do think you two would hit it off for a minimum of one night, and the rest would need to go from there. But the logistics seem impassable so it might remain theoretical.

I appreciate your words, brother.

[booty]

Booty, you suggesting my approach to romance is mental illness?

I’m not on any performance-enhancing drugs nor do I have a GH gut. Bit of a power belly, sure.

I thought you’d at least reply in kind to my overtures.

 

No I was referencing Kwon3’s post. I hate heavy metal music. My rap music would induce you to ship me back to Australia. The worst case scenario, you might kill me. 😃

[booty]

Hey booty always wondered. Do you swallow?

I would need to be in love. And I don’t fall in love easily.

[Kwon3]

No I was referencing Kwon3’s post. I hate heavy metal music. My rap music would induce you to ship me back to Australia. The worst case scenario, you might kill me. 😃

Men have a remarkable ability to suspend their values, ethics, views, beliefs, fill in the blank, etc. when a shaved vagina is within reach. I'm sure he'd be a fan of Future and Drake by the end of the night, depending on how well you squeeze during the fuck.

[Kwon3]

I appreciate your words, brother.

You get a lot of flack on here. I figured I'd just do the wingman thing for a sec before I get bored and go back to posting about Trump again in another thread.

[Tapeworm]

Hey Booty always wondered.  Was your look inspired by Linda Kozlowski?

[Fortress]

I would need to be in love. And I don’t fall in love easily.

You should not have replied. He’s not a gentleman as I.