I thought handsome Billy Mimnaugh was "Option D".
Mimnaugh's final stage Palumboism has seen him transform into a veritable pastiche of various former bodybuilders' body parts.
He has the forearms of King Kamali, the quads of Vince Goodrum, the right thigh vascularity of Paul Dilett's chest, the protruding navel of Markus Ruhl in the mid-2000s, the protruding stomach of Dave Palumbo (and now Phil Heath), the upper arms of 2018 Ronnie Coleman, the calves of Dennis Wolf, and the face of Big Lenny.
He really is a walking patchwork of other people at their very worst. Just shoot his bastard in the head with a sawed-off shotgun and dump him in a quarry.