What is the real purpose of all this embarrassing bullshit? People must be paying to enter this tripe and since it's on the beach (isn't it?) no one could possibly be paying to watch it.
What's next, "The Muscle Beach Mr. and Ms. Boiled Peanut Festival" hosted by none other than, Mr. Ronnie "Ain't Nuttin' Butt A PeeNut" Coleman? Let's wheel Ronaldo out here and give him a round of applause followed by a round of opioids.
Fuck. Some folk have neither shame nor pride...