Entertaining!

[Kwon]

Getting the dat deres

[keanu]

All actors.

[kreator]

A female’s mind is very manipulitive. They are physically weaker so they had to develop other skills to cope with men. They will always try to justify their misbehaviour, lie to get what they want, play the princess etc. Never just trust what comes out of her mouth, look at her actions first.

[IroNat]

She's hot.

[wes]

Hoe of the month !! 

[IroNat]

All this because she wanted a little extra on the side.

It's just sex, people.  A purely natural act to preserve the species.

Nothing to get all bent out of shape over.

[Kwon3]

All this because she wanted a little extra on the side.

It's just sex, people.  A purely natural act to preserve the species.

Nothing to get all bent out of shape over.

exactly

unless you're a white male who lives in North America
then it either costs you your job or your freedom, usually both

[Dave D]

All this because she wanted a little extra on the side.

It's just sex, people.  A purely natural act to preserve the species.

Nothing to get all bent out of shape over.

I'd love to give you my grandmother's ring for a commitment to our relationship bro.

[IroNat]

I'd love to give you my grandmother's ring for a commitment to our relationship bro.

No, not Grandma's ring!

This instead.

(Hopefully you know what  it is.)

[Dave D]

No, not Grandma's ring!

This instead.

(Hopefully you know what  it is.)

Is that from a pop top?

[The Scott]

No, not Grandma's ring!

This instead.

(Hopefully you know what  it is.)

I do!  Those were made "illegal" in the early to mid 70s.  People kept cutting their feet on them at the beach but I think it took the realization that male seals were using them as a "cock ring" to prevent premature performance problems and some of them lost their weenies due to zip tabs...Or something like that.  

[Primemuscle]

Getting the dat deres

-Love the Judge, particularly when she mocks in true valley girl style, "Oh my gawd, oh my gawd," to the scam artist/slut's explanations.  If I ever had to go to 'TV' court, I'd want her as judge.

[Primemuscle]

exactly

unless you're a white male who lives in North America
then it either costs you your job or your freedom, usually both

Oh gets you your grandmother's diamond back.

[IroNat]

I do!  Those were made "illegal" in the early to mid 70s.  People kept cutting their feet on them at the beach but I think it took the realization that male seals were using them as a "cock ring" to prevent premature performance problems and some of them lost their weenies due to zip tabs...Or something like that.  

People used to take it off and then drop it into the can before drinking.  Made sense from a cleanliness standpoint until it went down your throat while drinking from the can.