This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media

[funk51]

That much I definitely am willing to believe. It would make sense that he tweets while taking a shit considering it's only human shit that respond to his tweets.

Let's not forget Lyndon Johnson used to talk to his staff with the door wide open while he took his craps in the Oval Office bathroom, so Democrats kind of patented the talk and shit method.

             good one i heard that too about LBJ... he also was noted for almost exposing himself to reporters when showing them an old scar. i agree with you there , there's a lot of human excrement out there...

[Kwon3]

            good one i heard that too about LBJ... he also was noted for almost exposing himself to reporters when showing them an old scar. i agree with you there , there's a lot of human excrement out there...

In this post-MeToo world we live in, both LBJ and JFK would've been exposed for sleeping with women on the job, cheating on their wives, and exposing themselves to interns on their staff. They're lucky the Internet and feminism didn't exist back then. Trump, for all his flaws, has never been accused of raping or assaulting anyone. A handful of women do claim he slept with them outside marriage, but that was before he came to office. He never claimed to be an angel, he was a TV star and they all do that crap. But if a guy like Kavanaugh can almost lose his job for having a beer 36 years ago and supposedly grinding on some teenage girl, then the stuff Presidents did 50 years ago would never fly now.

[funk51]

In this post-MeToo world we live in, both LBJ and JFK would've been exposed for sleeping with women on the job, cheating on their wives, and exposing themselves to interns on their staff. They're lucky the Internet and feminism didn't exist back then. Trump, for all his flaws, has never been accused of raping or assaulting anyone. A handful of women do claim he slept with them outside marriage, but that was before he came to office. He never claimed to be an angel, he was a TV star and they all do that crap. But if a guy like Kavanaugh can almost lose his job for having a beer 36 years ago and supposedly grinding on some teenage girl, then the stuff Presidents did 50 years ago would never fly now.

                  see president warren g harding... his wife may or may not have murdered him for being such a scumbag..

[Kwon3]

                  see president warren g harding... his wife may or may not have murdered him for being such a scumbag..

I haven't read any books about him (one of the few Presidents whose biography doesn't figure in my bookcase) but everything I heard about that administration is that it was the most corrupt in history. Like, worse than Nixon.

[Pray_4_War]

Millennial Hulk has a man-bun and carries a satchel.  Beard, black rimmed glasses, iPhone, tattooed from head to toe, expensive clothes, expensive watch.

Claims to be a socialist.  Concerned about his carbon footprint.  Looking for his Uber ride to take him to a protest.  Thinks there is a gender wage gap.

If you think about it, it makes perfect sense.  Hulk is always getting triggered and can't control his emotions.  Hulk is definitely a liberal.

[Kwon3]

Millennial Hulk has a man-bun and carries a satchel.  Beard, black rimmed glasses, iPhone, tattooed from head to toe, expensive clothes, expensive watch.

Claims to be a socialist.  Concerned about his carbon footprint.  Looking for his Uber ride to take him to a protest.  Thinks there is a gender wage gap.

If you think about it, it makes perfect sense.  Hulk is always getting triggered and can't control his emotions.  Hulk is definitely a liberal.

Impeccable description from my fellow armed-to-the-teeth brother from another mother. I'll drink a beer to that.

[Pray_4_War]

Impeccable description from my fellow armed-to-the-teeth brother from another mother. I'll drink a beer to that.

Cheers brother.

[Al Doggity]

So, let me see if I'm following this thread correctly. A bunch of homos who live on a message board claim that alphas don't use social media. And especially don't tweet. Except when they do tweet, then it's super alpha. Because if you use twitter to troll or promote yourself, then somehow that's different, because that's not exactly how everyone else uses it.  

Nah.  Alphas just tend to speak out against Nellie shit like this murse toting "Man-Bun Hipster GheyHulk".


A lot of us Men that grew up reading comic books tend to not want our childhood fucked with by Social JustUs Warrior Inclusiveness and we think, not feeeeel that doing so is fucking cucked.  That's pretty much it.

Let me know if you need me to dumb this down even more, ace.

No need to dumb it down, but just want to clarify you're not including yourself in that group? Not the sopping, rotted-out pussy who calls people's parents because they don't like what they post on a message board? Not the limpdick who literally was triggered off the board because another member hurt his feelings? Just making sure you're aware that you're the epitome of bottom bitch-made desiccated mangina.

[Kwon]

Millennial Hulk has a man-bun and carries a satchel.  Beard, black rimmed glasses, iPhone, tattooed from head to toe, expensive clothes, expensive watch.

Claims to be a socialist.  Concerned about his carbon footprint.  Looking for his Uber ride to take him to a protest.  Thinks there is a gender wage gap.

If you think about it, it makes perfect sense.  Hulk is always getting triggered and can't control his emotions.  Hulk is definitely a liberal.

#NotMyHulk

My Hulk (The Buscema-era) didn't care about such things.


My Hulk was triggered by ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

This is the real Hulk!





Triggered by Darkness








SKOOM in your face!






Triggered by a burning memory

[HTexan]

[The Scott]

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No need to dumb it down, but just want to clarify you're not including yourself in that group? Not the sopping, rotted-out pussy who calls people's parents because they don't like what they post on a message board? Not the limpdick who literally was triggered off the board because another member hurt his feelings? Just making sure you're aware that you're the epitome of bottom bitch-made desiccated mangina.

You're still here.  I thought you took the red butt plug...LOL!    Most people live and learn.  But you?  You just live. Doubtless alone. 

How lonely you must be.  Even if it's as some say that because love is blind, anyone can find it.  But in your case you'll need to find a modern Helen Keller.   Which begs the question, do you stink too?  Cuz even Keller could smell a turd a mile away.

You really are "Neo", huh?