So I'm finishing up my workout today with abs, which consists of one set of situps on a decline holding a 30lb dumbbell HIT style. Seven reps, three forced reps, two negatives, and about ten crunches/partials/burns at the end.
As I'm sitting there resting this girl says to me, "Ew, look at your arms."
She's referring to veins which most women don't find attractive. I'm reminded of that product "Plasmosis" some years back that showed a before picture of a man's arm with barely a hint of veins and then an after picture where his arm is all veiny. Plasmosis was supposed to promote vascularity through various suspect physiological processes.
But I knew the secret. The "before" picture was actually the "after" picture and vice versa. Meaning the first pic was taken when his arm was in its natural veiny state and then he just raised his arm over his head for about five seconds so the all the blood would flow down and out of his veins. Now he takes the veinless "before" pic.
So I did this. I just held my arm over my head for about five seconds and, voila! No more veins.
